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Manchurian lumberjack first Chinese to be abducted by aliens, has sex in mid-air
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Posted on 04/09/2015 7:45:13 AM PDT by BenLurkin

China may not be a UFO hotspot but one former Manchurian lumberjack not only believes in the existence of UFOs and alien beings, he claims that he had sex with one and will one day be the father of a half-alien child. The encounter occurred over two decades ago and Meng Zhaoguo now works at a university. And everybody knows who he is -- the first Chinese citizen to be abducted by aliens.

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The gist: Meng Zhaoguo, working as a lumberjack in northeastern China, saw what he thought was a helicopter crash in 1994 in the Dragon Mountains and went to investigate, hoping to be able to salvage something from the wreckage. He was able to see the crash site but was then rendered unconscious by something that hit him in the head. He made it back to his home and to his bed but could not remember how he got there.

A couple days afterward, he awoke to find himself hovering above his bed, his wife asleep beside him. Straddling him was 10-foot-tall alien with six fingers. The alien had braided hair on her inner thighs. Zhaoguo claimed to have had sex with the alien for 40 minutes. The alien would disappear through the wall of the house afterward.

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To: Zathras
I don’t even know where to start on this one.
“...braided hair on her inner thighs...”
Ewww

Is he sure it wasn't a typical female anti-logging activist from California? :)

21 posted on 04/09/2015 7:54:09 AM PDT by Mr. Jeeves (Heteropatriarchal Capitalist)
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To: tanknetter

What difference does it make? She was done up for a night of hot lumberjack love.


22 posted on 04/09/2015 7:54:30 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: concerned about politics

Braiding is a bit extreme, but at least it identifies the alien girl as being from either Portland or Ann Arbor.


23 posted on 04/09/2015 7:55:33 AM PDT by katana (Just my opinions)
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To: dowcaet
Sounds like a near death experience, but he didn't go "up"......

"The gist: Meng Zhaoguo, working as a lumberjack in northeastern China, saw what he thought was a helicopter crash in 1994 in the Dragon Mountains and went to investigate, hoping to be able to salvage something from the wreckage. He was able to see the crash site but was then rendered unconscious by something that hit him in the head. He made it back to his home and to his bed but could not remember how he got there.
A couple days afterward, he awoke to find himself hovering above his bed, his wife asleep beside him. Straddling him was 10-foot-tall alien with six fingers. The alien had braided hair on her inner thighs. Zhaoguo claimed to have had sex with the alien for 40 minutes. The alien would disappear through the wall of the house afterward."

24 posted on 04/09/2015 7:56:44 AM PDT by concerned about politics ("Get thee behind me, Liberal")
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To: BenLurkin

Get him over here and run him as the democrat candidate for POTUS. He’d win in a landslide.


25 posted on 04/09/2015 7:56:58 AM PDT by crz
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To: BenLurkin

Confucius say man who float above bed for sex full of hot air.


26 posted on 04/09/2015 7:57:52 AM PDT by bunkerhill7 ("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione."))))
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To: BenLurkin

This is a big lie. There are no lumberjacks in Manchuria.


27 posted on 04/09/2015 7:57:53 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: BenLurkin
Your wife's a Bigfoot Gus...
28 posted on 04/09/2015 7:58:33 AM PDT by BigCinBigD (...Was that okay?)
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To: BenLurkin

Well, receiving a probe where the sun don’t shine could be considered sex by certain people . . .


29 posted on 04/09/2015 7:58:48 AM PDT by freedomlover
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To: BenLurkin

I don't want to say that he was a Manchurian lumberjack who was the first Chinese to be abducted by aliens and have sex in mid-air...but...

...he was a Manchurian lumberjack who was the first Chinese to be abducted by aliens and have sex in mid-air.

30 posted on 04/09/2015 7:59:18 AM PDT by FreeReign
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To: Alex Murphy

Classic!


31 posted on 04/09/2015 7:59:53 AM PDT by Roman_War_Criminal
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To: momtothree
claimed to have sex with the alien for 40 minutes”.

Yeah, right... dang, even with alien sex stories.. some guys like to exaggerate. :)

Yeah! LOL! That just popped into may mind too. Kinda bragging a little, isn't he?

It's like the Viagra commercials....."If you have an erection for more than 4 hours, see a doctor.".... Who? The wife?

32 posted on 04/09/2015 8:01:30 AM PDT by concerned about politics ("Get thee behind me, Liberal")
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To: concerned about politics

Reminds me of the joke” “Viagra: if you have an erection lasting more than four hours, please see a doctor. Man: If I have that.. I’m telling EVERYONE. My neighbors, my buddies, the guy at the grocery store... :)


33 posted on 04/09/2015 8:03:45 AM PDT by momtothree
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To: concerned about politics

I can believe it. When I was but a lad, I was told that Polish women braid their armpits.


34 posted on 04/09/2015 8:03:56 AM PDT by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Mississippi! My vote is going to Cruz.)
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To: BenLurkin

35 posted on 04/09/2015 8:07:07 AM PDT by Zionist Conspirator (The "end of history" will be Worldwide Judaic Theocracy.)
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To: bunkerhill7
Confucius say man who float above bed for sex full of hot air.

LOL!!!

36 posted on 04/09/2015 8:08:52 AM PDT by Zionist Conspirator (The "end of history" will be Worldwide Judaic Theocracy.)
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To: BenLurkin
The alien had braided hair on her inner thighs.

I never imagined those girls on the track team were aliens!

37 posted on 04/09/2015 8:13:00 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: Night Hides Not

Only the bride


38 posted on 04/09/2015 8:14:01 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: PGR88

Only the shot-putters


39 posted on 04/09/2015 8:14:40 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

Braided hair on her inn thighs.....
He’s been reading ‘The Arabian Nights’ and their fancy camels.


40 posted on 04/09/2015 8:20:39 AM PDT by Vinnie
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