I don't want to say that he was a Manchurian lumberjack who was the first Chinese to be abducted by aliens and have sex in mid-air...but...
...he was a Manchurian lumberjack who was the first Chinese to be abducted by aliens and have sex in mid-air.
Posted on 04/09/2015 7:45:13 AM PDT by BenLurkin
China may not be a UFO hotspot but one former Manchurian lumberjack not only believes in the existence of UFOs and alien beings, he claims that he had sex with one and will one day be the father of a half-alien child. The encounter occurred over two decades ago and Meng Zhaoguo now works at a university. And everybody knows who he is -- the first Chinese citizen to be abducted by aliens.
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The gist: Meng Zhaoguo, working as a lumberjack in northeastern China, saw what he thought was a helicopter crash in 1994 in the Dragon Mountains and went to investigate, hoping to be able to salvage something from the wreckage. He was able to see the crash site but was then rendered unconscious by something that hit him in the head. He made it back to his home and to his bed but could not remember how he got there.
A couple days afterward, he awoke to find himself hovering above his bed, his wife asleep beside him. Straddling him was 10-foot-tall alien with six fingers. The alien had braided hair on her inner thighs. Zhaoguo claimed to have had sex with the alien for 40 minutes. The alien would disappear through the wall of the house afterward.
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Is he sure it wasn't a typical female anti-logging activist from California? :)
What difference does it make? She was done up for a night of hot lumberjack love.
Braiding is a bit extreme, but at least it identifies the alien girl as being from either Portland or Ann Arbor.
"The gist: Meng Zhaoguo, working as a lumberjack in northeastern China, saw what he thought was a helicopter crash in 1994 in the Dragon Mountains and went to investigate, hoping to be able to salvage something from the wreckage. He was able to see the crash site but was then rendered unconscious by something that hit him in the head. He made it back to his home and to his bed but could not remember how he got there.
A couple days afterward, he awoke to find himself hovering above his bed, his wife asleep beside him. Straddling him was 10-foot-tall alien with six fingers. The alien had braided hair on her inner thighs. Zhaoguo claimed to have had sex with the alien for 40 minutes. The alien would disappear through the wall of the house afterward."
Get him over here and run him as the democrat candidate for POTUS. He’d win in a landslide.
Confucius say man who float above bed for sex full of hot air.
This is a big lie. There are no lumberjacks in Manchuria.
Well, receiving a probe where the sun don’t shine could be considered sex by certain people . . .
I don't want to say that he was a Manchurian lumberjack who was the first Chinese to be abducted by aliens and have sex in mid-air...but...
...he was a Manchurian lumberjack who was the first Chinese to be abducted by aliens and have sex in mid-air.
Classic!
Yeah, right... dang, even with alien sex stories.. some guys like to exaggerate. :)
Yeah! LOL! That just popped into may mind too. Kinda bragging a little, isn't he?
It's like the Viagra commercials....."If you have an erection for more than 4 hours, see a doctor.".... Who? The wife?
Reminds me of the joke” “Viagra: if you have an erection lasting more than four hours, please see a doctor. Man: If I have that.. I’m telling EVERYONE. My neighbors, my buddies, the guy at the grocery store... :)
I can believe it. When I was but a lad, I was told that Polish women braid their armpits.
LOL!!!
I never imagined those girls on the track team were aliens!
Only the bride
Only the shot-putters
Braided hair on her inn thighs.....
He’s been reading ‘The Arabian Nights’ and their fancy camels.
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