Note to self - get the oil changed, tires rotated and hoses checked before picking up mama.
1 posted on
04/02/2015 4:29:54 PM PDT by
bgill
To: bgill
At least he didn’t strap her to the roof like Aunt Edna.
2 posted on
04/02/2015 4:33:53 PM PDT by
Boogieman
To: bgill
4 posted on
04/02/2015 4:37:35 PM PDT by
hoosiermama
(Obama: "Born in Kenya" Lying now or then or now?)
To: bgill
At least he had his concealed (corpse) carry permit!
6 posted on
04/02/2015 4:39:45 PM PDT by
MeganC
(You can ignore reality, but reality won't ignore you.)
To: bgill
Service techs spot dead body in car during oil change"Yeah, sir... I think we found the source of that weird odor....."
7 posted on
04/02/2015 4:40:37 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
(The FCC takeover of the internet will quickly become a means to censorship of dissent.)
To: bgill
Another option from Volkswagen.
8 posted on
04/02/2015 4:41:18 PM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: bgill
I’m going to make a prediction. We will find out that they were simply a muslim family transporting a deceased relative in accordance with their customs. They will be issued an apology by any law enforcement involved, and the oil change place will institute mandatory ‘sensitivity training’ to their employees, should this ever happen again.
11 posted on
04/02/2015 4:50:31 PM PDT by
SpaceBar
To: bgill
I’m impressed that a dead body would have the motivation to come in for an oil change. Hopefully for something monounsaturated.
12 posted on
04/02/2015 4:54:17 PM PDT by
TigersEye
(STONE COLD ZOMBIE SCOURGE)
To: bgill
Check state laws: transporting a dead body may not be against the law.
13 posted on
04/02/2015 4:58:55 PM PDT by
Does so
(SCOTUS Newbies Imperil USA...)
To: bgill
14 posted on
04/02/2015 5:06:13 PM PDT by
SkyDancer
(I Was Told Nobody Is Perfect But Yet, Here I Am ...)
To: bgill
15 posted on
04/02/2015 5:07:09 PM PDT by
FrdmLvr
("WE ARE ALL OSAMA, 0BAMA!" al-Qaeda terrorists who breached the American compound in Benghazi)
To: bgill
They immediately called police but the man was transporting his mother's remains from Utah to Aspermont, Texas...What's the problem with that?
16 posted on
04/02/2015 5:14:43 PM PDT by
Jagdgewehr
(It will take blood.)
To: bgill
“...but the man was transporting his mother’s remains from Utah to Aspermont, Texas and had all the appropriate documentation. ...”
But not a whole lot of “common sense”.
19 posted on
04/02/2015 5:21:54 PM PDT by
RetiredTexasVet
(The Obama administration is the most corrupt edging out the administrations of FDR and Grant.)
To: bgill
As a tech I found that many people cars smell like a corpse.
Some people are incredible pigs. Hate to say it but women can be the worst.
To: bgill
They usually ignore such at Gene Messer’s in Amarillo .....at least thats my experience with em ....:o)
21 posted on
04/02/2015 6:07:45 PM PDT by
Squantos
( Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
To: bgill
I always warn the lube guys when I'm carrying a dead body in the car. It's only common courtesy.
To: bgill
24 posted on
04/02/2015 6:20:53 PM PDT by
dfwgator
To: bgill
Friends, help you move.
Real friends, help you move bodies.
26 posted on
04/02/2015 7:30:31 PM PDT by
GreenLanternCorps
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To: bgill
28 posted on
04/03/2015 6:56:02 AM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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