Posted on 03/01/2015 1:32:09 AM PST by Slings and Arrows
Whats going on with this mugshot?
Ashley Stabler, 23, was detained by police after allegedly driving without insurance or proper plates and having a suspended licence.
But we dont know why her mouth is opened wide like that though we do have a few suggestions:
1. She was at a new state-of-the-art prison/dentist combo facility, and was asked to say ah
2. Shes playing charades and describing the film Scream
3. She and one of the officers are taking turns throwing sweets into each others mouths
4. Shes singing Puccinis Nessun Dorma
5. Her mother is saying Here comes the choo-choo train! and spoon-feeding her.
The case against Stabler was later dismissed.
From the cat or from it’s human?
“When I played ‘Mac Taylor’ on the “CSI, New York” pilot episode, this young woman was a guest actress wearing make-up. She walked in on me in my dressing room and a security camera captured her amazement upon viewing my manly physique. I made love to her for several hours and then sent her on her way.”
Brian Williams
I enjoyed that way too much.
Does it matter?
I don’t know what she’s seeing, but it ain’t an RPG.
“And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?”
Wonder how she got the black eye?
Of course! You hit the nail on the head with this post of yours. You see, you answered your own post.
There are lots of public figures that deserve being made
fun of & that’s pretty much how culture goes.
But to take an unknown person & then invite criticism isn’t
really a good thing for one’s soul to be doing.
AND it’s also very petty. Why not take a picture of your
own self instead of hers and post it here.
Have a Nice Day my friend
You take quite a few words to say “I know you you are, but what am I?”
Welcome to Free Republic
Good question. It’s an old one, so presumably not during her arrest.
A broken or dislocated jaw might explain it.
If that was the case, I would’ve hoped that the cops got her medical treatment before booking her. Hard to believe they wouldn’t, although I’m well aware that stupid and vicious cops exist.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6f/Keep-calm-and-carry-on-scan.jpg
Keep Calm and Carry On Freeping
Lol
Not Puccini’s “Nessun Dorma”
More like Mozart’s “Revenge of the Queen of the Noght”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wfp8EB179g
“Night”
Remain Clam!
Anything by Yoko Ono would work too.
Cue Kevin Bacon in Animal House...
Oh Indeed!
Yoko’s Got It DOWN!
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