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What’s going on with this mugshot?
Metro [UK] ^
| 28 Feb 2015
| Harry Readhead
Posted on 03/01/2015 1:32:09 AM PST by Slings and Arrows
What’s going on with this mugshot?
Ashley Stabler, 23, was detained by police after allegedly driving without insurance or proper plates and having a suspended licence.
But we don’t know why her mouth is opened wide like that – though we do have a few suggestions:
1. She was at a new state-of-the-art prison/dentist combo facility, and was asked to say ‘ah’
2. She’s playing charades and describing the film Scream
3. She and one of the officers are taking turns throwing sweets into each other’s mouths
4. She’s singing Puccini’s Nessun Dorma
5. Her mother is saying ‘Here comes the choo-choo train!’ and spoon-feeding her.
The case against Stabler was later dismissed.
TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
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To: Slings and Arrows
“Your puny webel fweet is no match for this fuwwee opewational battle station!”
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posted on
03/01/2015 2:29:37 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Shook de woop.
“Ima firin ma lazor!”
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posted on
03/01/2015 2:30:18 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Darksheare
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posted on
03/01/2015 2:37:40 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
To: Slings and Arrows
That’s the prison cavity search surprise look.
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posted on
03/01/2015 2:37:50 AM PST
by
b4its2late
(A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
To: Darksheare
Monty Python’s Pontius Pilate in command of the Death Star?!
Better not make fun of his friend...
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posted on
03/01/2015 2:39:16 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
To: b4its2late
"I DON'T HAVE A PROSTATE!"
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posted on
03/01/2015 2:40:14 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
To: Springman
Hell, take some Lunesta, too.
Go big or go home.
;D
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posted on
03/01/2015 2:41:22 AM PST
by
Salamander
(Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.)
To: Salamander
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posted on
03/01/2015 2:43:44 AM PST
by
spokeshave
(He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people,)
To: spokeshave
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posted on
03/01/2015 3:22:22 AM PST
by
EQAndyBuzz
(Islam is the military wing of the Communist party.)
To: spokeshave
Geeze...are you trying to totally blow Springman’s mind?
Have a heart!
:D
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posted on
03/01/2015 3:23:03 AM PST
by
Salamander
(Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.)
To: shibumi; Slings and Arrows
Oh boy. Just woke up, drinking my coffee and read this.
Blew coffee all over my poor computer from laughing so hard.
It also went up my nose which hurt. :)
Thank you gentlemen for making my morning.
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03/01/2015 3:24:06 AM PST
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Gefn
("The world is mud-licious and puddle wonderful" - e e cummings)
To: shibumi; Slings and Arrows
Oh boy. Just woke up, drinking my coffee and read this.
Blew coffee all over my poor computer from laughing so hard.
It also went up my nose which hurt. :)
Thank you gentlemen for making my morning.
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posted on
03/01/2015 3:24:07 AM PST
by
Gefn
("The world is mud-licious and puddle wonderful" - e e cummings)
To: Gefn
I aim to please. And miss to annoy.
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posted on
03/01/2015 3:38:10 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
03/01/2015 3:42:18 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Cat men are not annoying.
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posted on
03/01/2015 3:47:44 AM PST
by
Gefn
("The world is mud-licious and puddle wonderful" - e e cummings)
To: Darksheare
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posted on
03/01/2015 3:49:48 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
To: Gefn
Cat men are not annoying.What about the spraying?
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posted on
03/01/2015 3:52:13 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
To: Slings and Arrows
Better to contemplate the Sermon on the Mount than delve into tearing each other down even for humour’s sake.
To: Slings and Arrows
"But I voted for Obama! Why is this happening to meeeeeeee..."
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posted on
03/01/2015 4:01:12 AM PST
by
Caipirabob
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: Slings and Arrows
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03/01/2015 4:03:10 AM PST
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Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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