Posted on 02/22/2015 8:21:25 PM PST by originalbuckeye
Is anyone else tired of seeing women who are a mess with tattoos?
No pretty woman never got more so by getting a tat.
Yes they are. My Grandpa was a Marine in WWII and he had several tattoos. All the freepers here who say no to tattoos of any kind I call BS. No one can call my Grandpa a fool for getting a tattoo.
So one of my songs has a tattoo in it too
When she finally came home her makeup was smeared
and a hiding tattoo on her behind
copyright Feb 22, 10:30 PM 2015
Lets get the band back together
On our first liberty in Navy boot camp, one of my fellow recruits got a huge eagle tattoo on his bicep. The eagle claws enclosed, in big font, his boot camp company number, 029. Can you imagine going through life with your boot camp company number taking up a quarter of your arm?
Nailed it. I have no tats just a few scars. I earned them. I don’t care much for women smoking in public either. I have been called ‘old school’.
Oh Lydia oh Lydia, say have you met Lydia?
Lydia, the Tattooed Lady
She has eyes that folks adore so
And a torso even more so
Lydia oh Lydia, that encyclopydia
Oh Lydia the Queen of Tattoo
On her back is the Battle of Waterloo
Beside it the wreck of the Hesperus, too
And proudly above waves the red, white, and blue
You can learn a lot from Lydia
When her robe is unfurled, she will show you the world
If you step up and tell her where
For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paris
Or Washington crossing the Delaware
Oh Lydia oh Lydia, say have you met Lydia?
Oh Lydia the Tattooed Lady
When her muscles start relaxin’
Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson
Lydia oh Lydia, that encyclopydia
Oh Lydia the queen of them all
For two bits she will do a mazurka in jazz
With a view of Niagara that nobody has
And on a clear day you can see Alcatraz
You can learn a lot from Lydia
Come along and see Buff’lo Bill with his lasso
Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso
Here is Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon
Here’s Godiva but with her pajamas on
Here is Grover Whalen unveilin’ the Trilon
Over on the West Coast we have Treasure Island
Here’s Najinsky a-doin’ the rhumba
Here’s her social security numba
Oh Lydia, oh Lydia that encyclopydia
Oh Lydia the champ of them all
She once swept an Admiral clear off his feet
The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat
And now the old boy’s in command of the fleet
For he went and married Lydia
Ah, I forgot all about Lydia......
Excellent ....am going to add that to our band’s song lust...wear a fedora and mustached glasses..smoke a cigar..thx
You just insulted a lot of people reading here with that thoughtless put-down.
I smoke. Maybe you'll see me with a cigarette in my mouth one day, and gag so hard, your eyeballs spit blood.
“Horrible work by untalented tattoo artists on slobs too stupid to know their tattoos suck”
There was a tattoo shop in Hong Kong that tourist would go to to get Chinese words (A big fad a few years ago) tattooed on on their arm or back. They wanted the words to say something like “Strong Love” or other saying that was nonsense in Chinese. The tattoo parlor was giving them a tattoo that said “Stupid White Guy” in Chinese.
Pretty funny
ROTFLMAO!!!
Think I'll light one up on that good note!
Me too!
With a shot of Whipped Cream Vodka!
Song lust?
But WHY only women. athletes are plastered all over as well. Pat’s Aaron Hernandez for examples. It’s said the ink is full of metals, hmmm!!!
Rod Steiger “The Illustrated Man”
His wife, Claire Bloom played a sort of witch. She tattooed scenes on his body that came to life.
His friend asked why all the tattoos. He corrected him and said these are skin illustrations:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia7hgaOTyPw
Tattoos, cigs, Dobes and big ass snakes on a Harley.
Two words describe my reaction to this thread.
Guess them.
:)
Paganism turned acceptable secular.
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