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Satirical Sunday: "Jobs for Jihadists" Applications Flood State Department
Zero Hedgeq ^
| 2-22-15
| DC Clothesline
Posted on 02/22/2015 4:42:28 PM PST by aMorePerfectUnion
Via D.C.Clothesline,
After U.S. State Department Spokeswoman Marie Harf announced that the long-term strategy in the fight against ISIS was to create jobs for potential jihadists, countless terrorists began filling out applications.
Here are a few examples (along with a blank application for potential jihadists on the job hunt)...
TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: harf; jihadists; jobsprogram; satire
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To: aMorePerfectUnion
Confidential Resume
Name: Flat Fatima
Age: Old
Career Goals: Propaganda Prop, Bomb Magnet
Education: None
Experience: Frequent Appearances on the Best Conservative Website in the World, causing great hilarity amongst FReepers.
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posted on
02/22/2015 6:18:08 PM PST
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left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: aMorePerfectUnion
Are they going to create new Visa Category or these terrorist can use religious worker or HIB visa IT = International Terrorism.
To: RedMDer
You folks Laugh but I'm doing a Lot of Work finding meaningful career paths for these folks
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posted on
02/22/2015 6:56:25 PM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: aMorePerfectUnion
They just want to get a-head.
To: aMorePerfectUnion
Don’t forget this one great job with a future in movies:
High Explosive Ammunition Target Expendable Drone Use Programmer [HEATEDUP}for Peshmerga machinegunner sharpshooters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fywF2eVloSg
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posted on
02/22/2015 7:37:49 PM PST
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bunkerhill7
("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione."))))
To: aMorePerfectUnion
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02/23/2015 3:54:13 AM PST
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SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not A Matter of Opinion)
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