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Posted on 02/03/2015 6:27:08 AM PST by MasterMason

I just re-joined FR and I would like to post to my local NC state board but I am not able to. How do I get the ability to do that?


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So I had one of our assortment of blackcats sitting on my lap for a bit - I think it was Tipton Longcat..

Anyway, I petted the catcreature.

Now I have black furstuff on my hands.

I’m sure it’s due to climatechange...

(I’ll take that government grant now. ;-)


4,941 posted on 05/11/2015 10:57:15 AM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz; null and void; Monkey Face
How about the converse then? (or would that be inverse?)

I think it would have to be the inverse. We weren't even TALKING about sneakers.

4,942 posted on 05/11/2015 11:31:20 AM PDT by ArGee (Those of you who think you know everything are really annoying to those of use who do.)
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To: NoCmpromiz; null and void; Monkey Face

I remember I once dropped a pair of converse on the transverse which got me in a UNIVERSE of trouble. It was perverse. I tried to reverse the situation, but the consequences were too diverse. I wanted to immerse myself in the situation but my friends were adverse to the whole idea unless we could rehearse thoroughly.

That’s my story, chapter and verse.


4,943 posted on 05/11/2015 11:37:05 AM PDT by ArGee (Those of you who think you know everything are really annoying to those of use who do.)
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To: Monkey Face

LOL! I’m in the “good days and bad days” stage. It’s bleeding hot
here, 87°, and the A/C is struggling to keep it at 70° in the house.

Please don’t worry, my friend. I have a strong constitution and am
in generally good health. I have been taking good care of my heart,
the only thing in danger from the Herceptin chemo. I read up on it,
and I’m taking some OTC vitamins that are good for my heart.


4,944 posted on 05/11/2015 12:21:10 PM PDT by TheOldLady (Pray for Obama... Psalm 109:8 - Look it up.... I miss the Gipper. Wish we had one like him.)
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To: ArGee; null and void; Monkey Face

But If Moooooshell were to be reduced into coyote meals, what kind of sauce would that reduction make?

And would the coyotes eat it or reject it just like kids do with her school meals...


4,945 posted on 05/11/2015 12:32:11 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: ArGee

It is banned in this county.
Luckly.


4,946 posted on 05/11/2015 12:36:34 PM PDT by moose07 (Islam and the New Stone age: A book i've not yet written.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

No self-respecting coyote would eat a Moooshelle Meal.


4,947 posted on 05/11/2015 12:46:00 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wondered why diets didn't work. Then I realized this much awesomeness can't fit in a smaller size.)
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To: TheOldLady

I’m wishing it were warmer, here. The wind is up and I’m ready for bed... And it’s not even close to bedtime.


4,948 posted on 05/11/2015 12:48:09 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wondered why diets didn't work. Then I realized this much awesomeness can't fit in a smaller size.)
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To: Monkey Face; TheOldLady

Wait... something appears to have been lost in the translation.

4,949 posted on 05/11/2015 1:02:12 PM PDT by ArGee (Those of you who think you know everything are really annoying to those of use who do.)
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To: ArGee

Weather is beautiful
Wish you were here
Margaritaville?

~~ OR ~~

Weather is here
Wish you were,
Beautiful!
Margaritaville!!?

Just a little missing comma, is all.


4,950 posted on 05/11/2015 1:45:56 PM PDT by TheOldLady (Pray for Obama... Psalm 109:8 - Look it up.... I miss the Gipper. Wish we had one like him.)
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To: TheOldLady

The common comma the the commodity that makes princes of paupers.

Wait, that’s the letter i.

Anyway, it needs more attention.


4,951 posted on 05/11/2015 1:59:48 PM PDT by ArGee (Those of you who think you know everything are really annoying to those of use who do.)
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To: ArGee

Some of your posts are extremely clever! I never know what to expect from you!

<3


4,952 posted on 05/11/2015 2:28:35 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wondered why diets didn't work. Then I realized this much awesomeness can't fit in a smaller size.)
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To: null and void
but specifically where is it written exactly how long that life should be?

Psalm 90:10

"... and if by reason of strength they be ..." more, it's allowed.

Strength, or artifice, or science, or modern medicine, or whatever the great gift of a thinking brain can devise; these shall be the instruments of man's efforts to extend the childhood of learning that is his life on Earth.

4,953 posted on 05/11/2015 2:51:14 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I could win the Lottery! It only slightly skews the odds against me somewhat that I don't play.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; moose07
"The power company sent me a nagging letter with the information I needed to get on their website and pay the bill. Charged me a $5 late fee."

Well, they have the power. At least they are not omneeeepotent like the phone company.

4,954 posted on 05/11/2015 3:00:34 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I could win the Lottery! It only slightly skews the odds against me somewhat that I don't play.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
Oh!

A photograph of R. Davidson "Snowball" LaCroix waving to his fans at the 1993 Topanga State Park Twenty-third Annual Eye Color Competition and Corn Dog Eating Contest. LaCroix won the blue eye competition - beginning what would be a fourteen-year streak before he retired to run a pawn shop in Ponca City, Oklahoma that was actually a front for illegal Asian three-banded nightcrawler sales to local fishermen.

It's a little-known fact that when Paul Newman met Snowball LaCroix, Newman coyly palmed his own blue-eye application and entered the hazel-eye competition instead.

It's primarily a little-known fact about Paul Newman because I made it up, even the part about little Snowball.

4,955 posted on 05/11/2015 7:51:35 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (That's what happens when you live 10 years alone in Bolivia: you get colorful.)
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To: Scoutmaster; Tax-chick; Monkey Face
because I made it up, even the part about ...

Have you considered a career change?

The major networks have openings for such talent. NBC especially is looking for a replacement for Brian.. ;-)

4,956 posted on 05/11/2015 9:19:15 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Monkey Face

It’s not Moooshelle’s Meals that are under discussion as sustenance for the Wile E’s. It’s whether or not Wile E and company would stomach a meal of Moooshelle.

As a community service.

To cleanse the environment.

Of toxins from Chicago...


4,957 posted on 05/11/2015 9:28:31 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: ArGee; NoCmpromiz; null and void; Monkey Face; KC_Lion; ThomasThomas; Gefn; Tax-chick; ...

did I miss anyone?

I think I am about halfway finished with the new story that will become another ebook, eventually. I think it is more interesting than the first one, definitely more violent, and I am already working on the cover. Not perfect, but I’m not a professional and my budget is $0.


4,958 posted on 05/11/2015 10:15:12 PM PDT by GeronL (NEW ARRIVALS -> buy here: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/541331)
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To: GeronL

99 Cents

Smashwords

I don't know how long Amazon takes to change the prices.

4,959 posted on 05/12/2015 12:04:07 AM PDT by GeronL (NEW ARRIVALS -> buy here: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/541331)
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To: GeronL; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Tax-chick; Anoreth; Monkey Face; ...

4,960 posted on 05/12/2015 3:21:59 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("He's not my prophet, he's just some dead bloke." ~ Mark Steyn)
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