A photograph of R. Davidson "Snowball" LaCroix waving to his fans at the 1993 Topanga State Park Twenty-third Annual Eye Color Competition and Corn Dog Eating Contest. LaCroix won the blue eye competition - beginning what would be a fourteen-year streak before he retired to run a pawn shop in Ponca City, Oklahoma that was actually a front for illegal Asian three-banded nightcrawler sales to local fishermen.
It's a little-known fact that when Paul Newman met Snowball LaCroix, Newman coyly palmed his own blue-eye application and entered the hazel-eye competition instead.
It's primarily a little-known fact about Paul Newman because I made it up, even the part about little Snowball.
Have you considered a career change?
The major networks have openings for such talent. NBC especially is looking for a replacement for Brian.. ;-)