Left Shark was the real Super Bowl MVP (The comments are worth the price of admission)

SBnation.com ^ | 2/2/2015 | Rodger Sherman

[raybbr]

Right Shark had crisp, coordinated moves. Left Shark is drunk:

Left Shark failed out of choreography school. Left Shark fell asleep during the meeting where the moves were planned out, but nobody noticed (sharks sleep with their eyes open and remain mobile while asleep) and nodded his head when the dance instructor asked if he knew what he was doing. Left Shark only got this gig after threatening to bite the person in charge of casting.

But despite all his failings, Left Shark continued to fight. And that's beautiful.

The New England Patriots may have won the Super Bowl, but Left Shark is the true champion.

[WayneS]

As soon as that part of the show started, my 13 year old son exclaimed “Land sharks!”.

He has watched some older SNL stuff with me in the past.

[GeronL]

she was singing about her jeans?

I am so glad I did not watch that crap

[GeronL]

I think that might be a certainty at this point

[Red Badger]

IT CAN NOW BE REVEALED WHO WAS IN THE LEFT SHARK COSTUME!................

[Delta Dawn]

Hey, did anyone see Joe Biden this weekend?

[Red Badger]

..........or Nancy Pelosi?..................

[Tanniker Smith]

There's a line in the song about her "skin-tight jeans". It's not like she was doing a Jordache commercial. (Or Elton John's "Sasson's say so much.")

She actually did a good job, and the show was better than most of the recent tries. Anyone could go up on a make-shift stage and sing three of their songs, but they made it a mini-show.

And she even went so far as to have a guy sing the line "I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It" while Katy sang back-up.

[Delta Dawn]

And she even went so far as to have a guy sing the line "I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It" while Katy sang back-up.

That guy was Lenny Kravitz...he used to be somebody I believe...

[Tanniker Smith]

Yeah, I know. I was trying to make the point that there was a concession to "family friendliness" by not having Katy singing "I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It".

Of course, it sounded like Lenny wasn't too used to kissing a girl ...

[TexasCajun]

I dunno bout that Right Shark, was it dissing the Left Shark's performance?

[martin_fierro]

After the show, an inconsolable Left Shark got screaming drunk & passed out in the parking lot.

[USNA74]

I agree. The production value of this year’s show was far better than any of the more recent ones I can rememeber, where the “slightly old” act simply sits on a stage and sings their way more than slightly old hits.

[Political Junkie Too]

What about Left Surfboard?

-PJ

[21twelve]

“Left Shark fell asleep during the meeting where the moves were planned out, but nobody noticed (sharks sleep with their eyes open and remain mobile while asleep)...”

OMG - I just had a dream last night where I was back in choir, and walking up to the front of the church to sing not knowing what we were singing. And no music sheets. I was trying to remember what one is supposed to mouth in those situations to make it look like you are singing - and I couldn’t even remember that! (I still can’t, some phrase that has “peanut butter” in it iirc.)

[Tijeras_Slim]

[GeronL]

Those trees had hidden talent

[philled]

Left Shark’s last gig was “Sign Language Interpreter” at the Nelson Mandela funeral.

[SparkyBass]

We wuz robbed!

[scrabblehack]

ABC played reruns of Shark Tank.
Left Shark = Mark Cuban
Right Shark = Robert Herjavec