***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

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If you want to go to the Super Bowl in Phoenix, it will cost you a lot of money, double what they were last year.
The average asking price is around $6,000 per ticket. Do people not know the game is on television this year? ~ Kimmel

On eBay, a group of four Super Bowl tickets is going for $51,000. Although to be fair, that price includes a full-body rubdown from stadium security. ~ Kimmel

More bad news for the New England Patriots. The NFL now has video of those deflated footballs alone in an elevator with Ray Rice.
~ David Letterman

[martin_fierro]

[a fool in paradise]

Heard the director of Twelve Years A Slave is now making a movie about the Katrina disaster. There's already a poster.

[Ingtar]

You hit 30 from which direction?

[Fightin Whitey]

No. No.

There is no such thing as TOO high...pant..pant..

[fredhead]

Finally in!! Just got off an overnight underway on one of our great Navy ships!!! And it’s my birthday!!!! The Navy tried to take away another birthday but didn’t totally succeed.

I love the Navy.

[Moltke]

Then in 2017 it will be Superbowl LI and everyone will think the Chinese now own it...(which perhaps they will).

[fredhead]

Sounds like my Oakland Raiders. I just have to live in past glories. I would wear a Raiders jersey if it had number 25 and the name Biletnikoff.

[BenLurkin]

Silly “Kung-Fu” (adorable girl) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u-odPv-Dkw

[latina4dubya]

ha! that is how i felt when the Pats beat the Colts... since then, i say, “Beat New England!” :)

[BenLurkin]

[relentlessly]

A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing.

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.

Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.

Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.

Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.

Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.

Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door.

At this point the husband started choking up.
Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck

[Ingtar]

Why not beat the refs? Which is more likely? The Patriots, in the 90 seconds they had possession of the footballs deflated 11 of them, or the official stamped them as OK without checking?

[Liberty Valance]

[fredhead]

I’m still trying to figure out if it was John Wayne or Jimmy Stewart who shot you LOL

[Ingtar]

I’m still trying to figure out if it was John Wayne or Jimmy Stewart who shot you LOL

Whichever it was, he was the greatest of us all.

[ErnBatavia]

Which leads us in another direction......."Off to my right, I see five mounted cowboys - off to my left are a dozen or more".

(earworm material)

[Liberty Valance]

I’m still trying to figure out if it was John Wayne or Jimmy Stewart who shot you LOL

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

[Ingtar]

Was Felina worth dying for? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK8tyQZVfcc

[relentlessly]

[Baynative]