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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 01/30/2015 4:38:31 AM PST by Lucky9teen


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If you want to go to the Super Bowl in Phoenix, it will cost you a lot of money, double what they were last year.
The average asking price is around $6,000 per ticket. Do people not know the game is on television this year? ~ Kimmel

On eBay, a group of four Super Bowl tickets is going for $51,000. Although to be fair, that price includes a full-body rubdown from stadium security. ~ Kimmel

More bad news for the New England Patriots. The NFL now has video of those deflated footballs alone in an elevator with Ray Rice.
~ David Letterman



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; patriots; seahawks; superbowl
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To: Lucky9teen

41 posted on 01/30/2015 7:04:38 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro
Heard the director of Twelve Years A Slave is now making a movie about the Katrina disaster. There's already a poster.


42 posted on 01/30/2015 7:09:21 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
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To: Johnny_cash

You hit 30 from which direction?


43 posted on 01/30/2015 7:10:05 AM PST by Ingtar (Is this the Ebola and rumors of Ebola mentioned in the Bible?)
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To: martin_fierro

No. No.

There is no such thing as TOO high...pant..pant..


44 posted on 01/30/2015 7:29:33 AM PST by Fightin Whitey
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To: Lucky9teen

Finally in!! Just got off an overnight underway on one of our great Navy ships!!! And it’s my birthday!!!! The Navy tried to take away another birthday but didn’t totally succeed.

I love the Navy.


45 posted on 01/30/2015 7:34:40 AM PST by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: NCC-1701

Then in 2017 it will be Superbowl LI and everyone will think the Chinese now own it...(which perhaps they will).


46 posted on 01/30/2015 7:36:40 AM PST by Moltke ("The Press, Watson, is a most valuable institution if you only know how to use it.")
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To: mykroar

Sounds like my Oakland Raiders. I just have to live in past glories. I would wear a Raiders jersey if it had number 25 and the name Biletnikoff.


47 posted on 01/30/2015 7:38:54 AM PST by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: martin_fierro

Silly “Kung-Fu” (adorable girl) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u-odPv-Dkw


48 posted on 01/30/2015 8:18:00 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen

ha! that is how i felt when the Pats beat the Colts... since then, i say, “Beat New England!” :)


49 posted on 01/30/2015 8:18:14 AM PST by latina4dubya (wheni have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: TexasCajun

50 posted on 01/30/2015 8:19:08 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen

A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing.

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.

Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.

Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.

Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.

Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.

Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door.

At this point the husband started choking up.
Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck


51 posted on 01/30/2015 8:21:26 AM PST by relentlessly
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To: latina4dubya

Why not beat the refs? Which is more likely? The Patriots, in the 90 seconds they had possession of the footballs deflated 11 of them, or the official stamped them as OK without checking?


52 posted on 01/30/2015 8:22:09 AM PST by Ingtar (Is this the Ebola and rumors of Ebola mentioned in the Bible?)
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To: fredhead

53 posted on 01/30/2015 8:22:13 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Liberty Valance

I’m still trying to figure out if it was John Wayne or Jimmy Stewart who shot you LOL


54 posted on 01/30/2015 8:26:56 AM PST by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: fredhead; Liberty Valance
I’m still trying to figure out if it was John Wayne or Jimmy Stewart who shot you LOL

Whichever it was, he was the greatest of us all.

55 posted on 01/30/2015 8:31:20 AM PST by Ingtar (Is this the Ebola and rumors of Ebola mentioned in the Bible?)
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To: Ingtar; fredhead; Liberty Valance
Which leads us in another direction......."Off to my right, I see five mounted cowboys - off to my left are a dozen or more".

(earworm material)

56 posted on 01/30/2015 8:35:02 AM PST by ErnBatavia (It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign. ###)
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To: fredhead
I’m still trying to figure out if it was John Wayne or Jimmy Stewart who shot you LOL

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

57 posted on 01/30/2015 8:36:10 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: ErnBatavia; fredhead; Liberty Valance

Was Felina worth dying for? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK8tyQZVfcc


58 posted on 01/30/2015 8:39:00 AM PST by Ingtar (Is this the Ebola and rumors of Ebola mentioned in the Bible?)
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To: Lucky9teen


59 posted on 01/30/2015 8:41:26 AM PST by relentlessly
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60 posted on 01/30/2015 8:44:23 AM PST by Baynative (Did you ever notice that atheists don't dare sue Muslims?)
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