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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 01/30/2015 4:38:31 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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If you want to go to the Super Bowl in Phoenix, it will cost you a lot of money, double what they were last year.
The average asking price is around $6,000 per ticket. Do people not know the game is on television this year? ~ Kimmel
On eBay, a group of four Super Bowl tickets is going for $51,000. Although to be fair, that price includes a full-body rubdown from stadium security. ~ Kimmel
More bad news for the New England Patriots. The NFL now has video of those deflated footballs alone in an elevator with Ray Rice.
~ David Letterman
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; patriots; seahawks; superbowl
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/30/2015 5:19:47 AM PST
by
TADSLOS
(The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
To: Yorlik803
“..and this winter is dragging on too long”
I swear it’s the longest January on record for me.......I think we hit 30 degrees once in the last month if not more.
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posted on
01/30/2015 5:29:19 AM PST
by
Johnny_cash
(10 out of 10 idiots support 0Bama!)
To: left that other site
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posted on
01/30/2015 5:30:26 AM PST
by
envisio
(Its on like Donkey Kong!)
To: envisio
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posted on
01/30/2015 5:35:55 AM PST
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/30/2015 5:47:40 AM PST
by
CPOSharky
(I was born with nothing, and I still have most of it.)
To: Lucky9teen
A man is walking along the beach one day and he finds a magic lamp, he rubs it and a Genie appears. The genie tells him that he gets three wishes, and his worst enemy will get twice as much.
He wishes for a big mansion, his enemy gets two. He wishes for a million dollars his enemy get two.
Finally he says. "I want to be beaten half to death."
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posted on
01/30/2015 5:54:59 AM PST
by
verga
To: Lucky9teen
My son asked me the other day, “If Apple builds a car, will it have windows?”
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posted on
01/30/2015 5:55:17 AM PST
by
Clay Moore
(The future SHOULD belong to those who slander Muhammed.)
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posted on
01/30/2015 6:10:56 AM PST
by
mykroar
("Never believe anything until it has been officially denied." - Otto von Bismarck)
To: eCSMaster
A slight correction is in order. It will be Super Bowl 50, not Super Bowl L. For some reason, the NFL will do away, for one year, the Roman numeral designation. Guess they think that L would stand for Loser or some such nonsense. Hope that Dallas in one of the participants in SB 50.
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posted on
01/30/2015 6:17:06 AM PST
by
NCC-1701
(You have your fear, which might become reality; and you have Godzilla, which IS reality.)
To: CPOSharky
I’m still laughing about this after 20 min.
Reminds me when I got stuck having to use ATT DSL as my internet provider
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posted on
01/30/2015 6:19:41 AM PST
by
Zathras
To: Lucky9teen
Band On The Run
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posted on
01/30/2015 6:20:25 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
To: Johnny_cash
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posted on
01/30/2015 6:26:11 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/30/2015 6:33:22 AM PST
by
W.
(All politics is local--as is political corruption, bottom to top!)
To: a fool in paradise
Well that makes me the fool NOT in paradise....lol
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posted on
01/30/2015 6:41:38 AM PST
by
Johnny_cash
(10 out of 10 idiots support 0Bama!)
To: Lucky9teen
LOL love the grumpy cat pic. I was talking to a soldier the other day who was a cowboys fan. I asked if he cared which team would win he said he wished that as soon as they started to play a giant sinkhole would open up and swallow both teams. hehehe. Couldn’t say I disagreed with him....
To: Lucky9teen
That begins before he’s over the goal line. It appears to me he suffers from premature celebration.
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posted on
01/30/2015 6:50:11 AM PST
by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(Nothing is sometimes the right thing to do, and always a wise thing to say.)
To: Rummyfan
Yup. I’m rooting for New England only because I dislike them less.
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posted on
01/30/2015 6:51:20 AM PST
by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(Nothing is sometimes the right thing to do, and always a wise thing to say.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/30/2015 6:52:10 AM PST
by
reed13k
(For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothings)
To: mykroar
Same here, except change “KC Chiefs” to “Oakland Raiders.”
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posted on
01/30/2015 6:52:49 AM PST
by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(Nothing is sometimes the right thing to do, and always a wise thing to say.)
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