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Judge: You cannot name your baby ‘Nutella’ (France)
nytimes.com ^
| January 26, 2015
| By Yaron Steinbuch
Posted on 01/26/2015 7:57:29 PM PST by Morgana
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To: F15Eagle; Gamecock; Larry Lucido; Morgana; Jack Hydrazine; EDINVA
Great Value Hazelnut Spread it is then!
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posted on
01/26/2015 8:29:13 PM PST
by
KC_Lion
(Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.- Sarah Palin)
To: PAR35
The child was probably not the color of orangejello or lemmonjello.
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posted on
01/26/2015 8:30:58 PM PST
by
The_Media_never_lie
(The media must be defeated any way it can be done.)
To: F15Eagle
I knew a woman whose mother named her Decca and, yes, it was from the record label.
To: Morgana
They could’ve named her Muhammad, no problem.
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posted on
01/26/2015 8:40:07 PM PST
by
moovova
To: KC_Lion; Slings and Arrows
“Great Value Hazelnut Spread it is then!”
This whole site is Nuts! ....and I are loving it!
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posted on
01/26/2015 8:45:19 PM PST
by
Morgana
( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
To: moovova; Chode
“They couldve named her Muhammad, no problem.”
To heck with that, you may not be able to name your baby “Nutella” but you sure can name her “Sharkeisha”
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posted on
01/26/2015 8:48:30 PM PST
by
Morgana
( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
To: bigbob
And you know the kids nickname would have been Nut
Ah, good ol' Nutty.
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posted on
01/26/2015 8:50:32 PM PST
by
PieterCasparzen
(We have to fix things ourselves)
To: Morgana
At least until fairly recently a baby in France had to get a name off an official list.
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posted on
01/26/2015 8:53:52 PM PST
by
arthurus
(It's true!)
To: left that other site
The best one ever I encountered wa a child in My wife’s learning disabilities classroom. The boy was, on the birth certificate, Neosynephrine Nyquil (normal last name). His uncle said the mother was still woozy when presented with the form to name the baby and was taken with the sound of names she had seen somewhere. The words were on bottles in her medicine cabinet, I suspect.
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posted on
01/26/2015 8:57:25 PM PST
by
arthurus
(It's true!)
To: Morgana
Life imitates Idiocracy, where everyone was named after a food or beverage.
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posted on
01/26/2015 8:58:43 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Morgana
What about those household product names ? I mean, you start with Dawn. Pretty soon you’ve got Palmolive. Next thing it’s “Pantene you clean your room right now ! And leave Pine-Sol alone !”
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posted on
01/26/2015 9:02:33 PM PST
by
PieterCasparzen
(We have to fix things ourselves)
To: PieterCasparzen
LISTERINE® Colgate Cascade Fabreze Borax Cheetos
My fav Fels-Naptha
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posted on
01/26/2015 9:18:59 PM PST
by
Morgana
( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
To: Morgana; KC_Lion; null and void
I will name my first child Sharknado. So there.
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posted on
01/26/2015 9:21:00 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
To: Slings and Arrows; Red Badger; AceMineral; Aevery_Freeman; a fool in paradise; Alex Murphy; ...
Sharknado ping!
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posted on
01/26/2015 9:24:48 PM PST
by
null and void
(The aggregate effect of competitive capitalism is indistinguishable from magic)
To: null and void
I choose to interpret that as approval.
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posted on
01/26/2015 9:34:13 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
01/26/2015 9:35:45 PM PST
by
null and void
(The aggregate effect of competitive capitalism is indistinguishable from magic)
To: F15Eagle
What about Seven? George has dibs! but i think that girl on Blossom was named Seven... :)
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posted on
01/26/2015 9:37:40 PM PST
by
latina4dubya
(wheni have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
To: left that other site
Poor kid...she’ll forever be stuck with the nickname “Newt.”
To: PieterCasparzen
Ma, it wasn’t me what done it. Depends did it.
To: dfwgator
Life imitates Idiocracy, where everyone was named after a food or beverage. they call me "little debbie snack cake..."
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posted on
01/26/2015 9:42:21 PM PST
by
latina4dubya
(wheni have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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