The best one ever I encountered wa a child in My wife’s learning disabilities classroom. The boy was, on the birth certificate, Neosynephrine Nyquil (normal last name). His uncle said the mother was still woozy when presented with the form to name the baby and was taken with the sound of names she had seen somewhere. The words were on bottles in her medicine cabinet, I suspect.
Oh.
My.
My name is Mary louise.
Mary=Hebrew=Bitter
Louise=French=Warrior, One who Fights for something.
Who knew years ago that I would be named “Bitter Clinger” and that as a teen I used to hang out at a nightclub called the “Tea Party”! LOLOLOLOL!
My daughter attended elementary school with a girl named Monopoly. My daughter declined my request to ask her if she had a sister named Parcheesi.