Posted on 01/26/2015 12:40:43 PM PST by Citizen Zed
(CNN) - Forget the bread and milk. Some snowbound New Yorkers are seeking a more, er, intimate kind of nourishment.
With the Northeast U.S. bracing for a massive storm that's expected to drop up to 3 feet of snow before it ends Tuesday, a flurry of New Yorkers are placing online ads seeking "blizzard buddies" for companionship, snuggling and, in so many words, sex.
A search of Craiglist's recent personal ads for "snow" or "blizzard" turns up scores of New York-area listings -- many not safe for work -- from city dwellers looking for someone to hook up with while the storm rages outside.
"Seeking snuggle buddy for upcoming blizzard. Will make u pancakes and coffee and hot chocolate all day. You'll also get my Netflix password. I have lots of thick blankets and interesting books to read if we get snowed in," read one of the tamer listings, from a 26-year-old man in Ridgewood, New Jersey.
"As we all know Snow Sandy is coming our way, and there is nothing worse than being trapped along in your apartment with nothing to do. As such why not ride out the blizzard with me?" asked a New York man who gave his name as Alex. "I'm tall and athletic 6' 2" 185, and generally considered to be good looking, smart, and funny. I'm a great snuggler, and excellent cook, and should it get that far ..." added the would-be Lothario, who then went on to describe his other, um, physical attributes.
(Excerpt) Read more at m.wsbt.com ...
“Come and keep your comrade warm!”
I have no sympathy for NYC (Sodom on the Hudson). Let them freeze. Let them starve. Let them die. They are, as a group Immoral, ignorant, depraved and evil.
The world would be better off if the whole city simply died quickly enough that former humans who live there can’t get out.
If you live there and don’t fit the definition above then leave and don’t look back - you might turn into a pillar of salt
Uh youre killing a whole lot of good people in that statement...
That’s not only unkind, it’s sinful.
Pervs.
LOL!
I suspect 99.999% of these ads are fags.
People are so lonely that they are inviting strangers to their house so they don't have to be alone for a few days?
I think I will go hug my blizzard snuggle bunny.
Once again we only get part of the story as this can’t be a recent development that just happened this year. There has to be some previous social media history a good reporter can reference to find out how these things ended up.
One of my cats will get under the covers with me. Not that we’re having a blizzard ... my forecast says sunny and 49 tomorrow.
This thread needs music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRGZULIkfwE
(And the Trekkies say “I didn’t know Khan could sing”)
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