A Subaru? Why? You live in snow country? Their AWD is great, but it gets poor gas mileage.
Get a manual tranny or suffer with the Rubber Band Auto.
Posted on 01/22/2015 10:41:09 AM PST by Lazamataz
The American Left is an enemy every bit as dangerous as Al Qaeda, every bit as treacherous as ISIS, every bit as murderous as Nazis, every bit as power-mad as Stalin. They are a vile, foul, Satan-revering, repulsive Orc army. They are odious, hideous slime-covered slugs, they are atrocious diseased vermin. They are not even human beings. They are loathsome demonic,sub-human animals and must be cut out of country before they poison and destroy it. Jesus once said, "Yea verily, I love all mankind, except for the American left. My Father shall damn to eternal hellfire, for they cannot be saved." They are nauseating child-killing pedophiles and murderous rapist pigs. They are genocidal lechers and foul leeches that have embrace corpses, and death, and decay. Each and every one of these foul, despicable non-human detritus should be stricken with painful pancreatic cancer. No animal can look upon one of the leftists without feeling revulsion and fear. If every one of the abominable parasitic worms were wiped off the Earth, it would not be enough. They revel in the torture of small animals and infants, and claw and tear at the skin of children with their terrible claws and dangerous teeth. They are heinous, twisted, demented evil demons of putrescence and corruption. They cannot find it in their hearts to tell one single truth. Angels curse their names, and they are written on the heart of the Prince of Lies, the Devil. They have no redeeming features, they are ugly both in appearance and deed, and they cherish and revel in the rot of their souls. They venerate death and embrace oppression; they loot and steal and destroy; they burn all that is Holy and good. They despise God, and God hates them back. They are pure, crystalline evil, utterly contemptible, and beyond redemption. They worship all that is unholy and immersed in decay. They are of sulfur and sin, and abide no good, but are utterly wicked in all their ways. They are so despicable, they even have the wisdom to hate themselves!
You are a gentle soul. My feelings toward the leader of today’s leftists are far less benign than those you expressed toward his followers.
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I do blame SZonian. I’ve been on this thread since the get-go.
If SZonian doesn’t know enough to stalk Lazamataz for any and all threads and/or replies, then - ha ha - HE’s missing out.
They hate paragraph breaks!
yeah, what you said.
You see those on Priuses (Pious Cars) too.
They try to turn that around on conservatives too, as we are for capital punishment (for the deserving) but against abortion. The real difference, which they refuse to acknowledge, is that the liberal is always for protecting the evil and for killing the innocent.
I need an app for that...if there’s not one, then it looks like I’ll need to get my priorities in order and just sit on Laz’s In forum page and follow him from there...
Oh blessed dear leader of sychophantic LAZAMATAZ minions, will you accept my most humblest of apologies for disappointing you?
YES!
I was successful in mind bending Laz into following my deepest desire...
20 parts? I only need one word to say what they are. Wrong.
If I ever own a Subaru (really leaning toward one, but not anytime soon), my “Coexist” bumper sticker is gonna be the one with the different gun manufacturers logos spelling it out.
GMTA .. immediately
I believe this is an excellent start, and I am fully confident you will exhaustively analyze the queer-infested
pestilence that is liberalism.
(You think twenty segments is enough?)
Thanks. Most excellent, and unusually circumspect...
The other day I had the pleasure of advising a leftwing broad on a forum I visit to go outside, remove her Co-Exist bumpersticker, and shove it up her anal cavity.
I know it wasn’t ladylike of me, but the resultant shrieking and caterwauling more than made up for my shortcoming.
A Subaru? Why? You live in snow country? Their AWD is great, but it gets poor gas mileage.
Get a manual tranny or suffer with the Rubber Band Auto.
No, but I do drive through it when visiting family. Fuel mileage can't be any worse than my anemic CR-V. At best it gets 21 on highway.
The < P > tag is your friend.
Well that’s about 5 or 6 more than my Jeep Cherokee of similar size used to get. So it’s all relative.
Yep, Leftism is the scourge of the planet.
Without leftists in America there would be no welfare problem, Blacks would have jobs and fathers, Islam would still be in their caves, The Illegal invasion would not exist, the US economy would be roaring, Cancer would probably be cured and we’d have a base on Mars by now.
But thanks to LEFTISTS we have none of that.
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