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Eric Holder Eaten By Tourists In France
A Warped Mind | 11Jan 2015 | blueunicorn6

Posted on 01/11/2015 8:56:36 AM PST by blueunicorn6

Eric Holder was eaten by tourists today in France as they had mistaken him for snails.

"The restaurant owner told us to look for something slimy, and there's nothing slimier than Eric Holder", said tourist Nils Gagongen. "We thought he was kind of tall for a snail, but there was no mistaking the slimy trail he left behind him."

President Obama expressed regret at the loss of his Attorney General. "Eric was a fine toady and evidently quite tasty" remarked Obama.


TOPICS: Agriculture; Food; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: charliehebdo; deathtoislam; ericholder; escargot; france; paris; slimy
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1 posted on 01/11/2015 8:56:36 AM PST by blueunicorn6
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Barf!


2 posted on 01/11/2015 8:57:13 AM PST by faithhopecharity ((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..)
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3 posted on 01/11/2015 9:02:47 AM PST by JPG (The GOPe will always find a way to surrender)
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4 posted on 01/11/2015 9:05:05 AM PST by 9thLife ("Life is a military endeavor..." -- Pope Francis)
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To: JPG

“....there was no mistaking the slimy trail he left behind him.”


5 posted on 01/11/2015 9:05:26 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: blueunicorn6

Have fun at your IRS audit!


6 posted on 01/11/2015 9:06:09 AM PST by fatnotlazy
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To: blueunicorn6
The slime is everywhere in this Whitehouse.
7 posted on 01/11/2015 9:06:44 AM PST by oldbrowser (We have a rogue government in Washington)
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To: blueunicorn6
Part snail, part weasel. He's a sneezel!


8 posted on 01/11/2015 9:08:08 AM PST by smoothsailing
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To: oldbrowser

Brilliant. French epicureans are the solution to all our problems. Cook em and eat em, boys.


9 posted on 01/11/2015 9:09:30 AM PST by Louis Foxwell (This is a wake up call. Join the Sultan Knish ping list.)
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To: blueunicorn6

That’s the best we could do for “Head of State”?? Just consider him Obama’s personal spy...like...”Find out what they’re saying about me.”


10 posted on 01/11/2015 9:13:11 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: blueunicorn6

They saw him as a dish called Ercargo.

;-)


11 posted on 01/11/2015 9:26:13 AM PST by Patriot777 (Imagine....that we could see Obama being hauled out of the White House kicking and screaming?)
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To: smoothsailing

Now that’s downright spooky!


12 posted on 01/11/2015 9:26:52 AM PST by Patriot777 (Imagine....that we could see Obama being hauled out of the White House kicking and screaming?)
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To: smoothsailing

l o l !


13 posted on 01/11/2015 9:27:19 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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14 posted on 01/11/2015 9:36:58 AM PST by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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To: JPG

Stout ‘fro man!


15 posted on 01/11/2015 9:38:04 AM PST by nascarnation (....)
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To: Sacajaweau

You were expecting Monsieur Kerry, LOL?


16 posted on 01/11/2015 9:38:45 AM PST by nascarnation (....)
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To: blueunicorn6

ROFL!!!!!


17 posted on 01/11/2015 9:40:15 AM PST by NorthMountain (No longer TEA Party ... I'm the TAF Party)
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http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2014/12/03/reminder-president-obama-marched-with-the-black-panthers-n1926857

In typical fashion, Attorney General Eric Holder has their back and is giving them a pass with only minor gun charges. More from the Free Beacon:

The communist and racist New Black Panther Party plotted to bomb St. Louis’ Gateway Arch and assassinate local law enforcement officials, but the Justice Department so far has limited its prosecution of the group to an indictment of two members on minor gun charges.

The soft treatment for activities that normally would have brought federal terrorism charges appears to be part of efforts by Attorney General Eric Holder and the Justice Department to “go soft” on the racist group, according to former Justice official J. Christian Adams.

“I have always been perplexed why these guys get special treatment,” said Adams, who worked in the Justice Department Civil Rights Division and noted a similar conciliatory legal treatment of New Black Panther Party members in a 2008 case of voter suppression by the group in Philadelphia.

Justice Department spokesman Marc Raimondi declined to comment on the Black Panther bomb plot and would not say whether additional charges in the case are pending.

FLASHBACK:

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2012/10/01/report-did-eric-holder-participate-in-armed-occupation-of-columbia-rotc-office/

The Daily Caller is reporting that the nation’s highest-ranking law enforcement official, Attorney General Eric Holder, participated in what has been described by some as an “armed” takeover of Columbia University’s Naval Reserve Officer Training Corps (ROTC) office in 1970.

Apparently Holder was one of the leaders of the Student Afro-American Society (SAAS) that demanded the abandoned ROTC center be transformed into the “Malcom X Lounge.”

Holder described the five-day event during a 2010 commencement speech: “[Several] of us took one of our concerns — that black students needed a designated space to gather on campus — to the Dean [of Freshmen]’office. This being Columbia, we proceeded to occupy that office.”

(snip)

But that’s not all. The SAAS was also openly supportive of the Black Panthers, it seems, and Holder soon joined another group that bullied professors who failed to support affirmative action.

The Daily Caller continues:

In March 1970 the SAAS released a statement supporting twenty-one Black Panthers charged with plotting to blow up department stores, railroad tracks, a police station and the New York Botanical Gardens.

[...]

The April 21, 1970 SAAS raid on the Naval ROTC office and Dean Coleman’s office came one month after the Black Panther arrests. The Columbia Daily Spectator released a series of demands from the student leaders on April 23 in which they claimed to be occupying the ROTC office for the purpose of “self-determination and dignity.” They needed the space, they said, because of “the general racist nature of American society.”


18 posted on 01/11/2015 9:45:57 AM PST by maggief
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To: blueunicorn6

Wishful thinking...


19 posted on 01/11/2015 9:46:48 AM PST by tje
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To: smoothsailing

That’s terrific!

hahaha!


20 posted on 01/11/2015 9:54:53 AM PST by Fightin Whitey
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