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To: goodwithagun
2 posted on
01/09/2015 3:47:16 PM PST by
uncitizen
(2015 Here we come!)
To: goodwithagun
Q: What do you call a herd of goats in a muslim country?
A: A harem.
3 posted on
01/09/2015 3:48:22 PM PST by
AlaskaErik
(I served and protected my country for 31 years. Progressives spent that time trying to destroy it.)
To: goodwithagun
A muslim walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
To: goodwithagun
What do you call a muslim with a camel and a goat ?
A bi-sexual.
5 posted on
01/09/2015 3:50:11 PM PST by
Ouderkirk
(To the left, everything must evidence that this or that strand of leftist theory is true)
To: goodwithagun
Why no muslims in Star Trek episodes?
Star Trek is about the future.
6 posted on
01/09/2015 3:50:33 PM PST by
umgud
(I couldn't understand why the ball kept getting bigger......... then it hit me.)
To: goodwithagun
Q: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?
A: The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.
Q: Do you know what the secret of an islamic marriage is?
A: The man get’s to see a striptease every night.
Q: How does every Islamic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: What’s the difference between a Muslim and a vampire?
A: At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty.
Q: What’s the difference between Mike Tyson and Osama Bin Laden?
A: Mike Tyson can take a shot to the head.
Q: How does a Muslim close the door?
A: Islams it.
Q: Did you hear about the Catholic Iraqi?
A: He was a Shite Muslim.
Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Middle Eastern beauty contest?
A: Me neither.
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
Q: What do you call a drunken Muslim?
A: Mohammered.
Q: What do you call an evil Muslim?
A: Mu Ha Ha Ha Med.
Q: How did you get out of Iraq?
A: Iran
7 posted on
01/09/2015 3:51:03 PM PST by
PROCON
(Always give 100% -- unless you're donating Blood.)
To: goodwithagun
8 posted on
01/09/2015 3:51:45 PM PST by
gasport
(Immigration reform means arriving in air-conditioned comfort.)
To: goodwithagun
How do you get mohmad’s wife pregnant ?
dress her up like a 10 year old boy.
9 posted on
01/09/2015 3:51:46 PM PST by
Ouderkirk
(To the left, everything must evidence that this or that strand of leftist theory is true)
To: goodwithagun
Why doesn’t God stop all the wars in the middle east ?
He doesn’t like muslims either
11 posted on
01/09/2015 3:53:46 PM PST by
Ouderkirk
(To the left, everything must evidence that this or that strand of leftist theory is true)
To: goodwithagun
Did you hear about the time Mohammed’s wife called him a pedophile?
He replied, “that’s a big word for an 8 yr old!”
12 posted on
01/09/2015 3:55:16 PM PST by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is PUBLIC ENEMY #1)
To: goodwithagun
This thread is a idea, but I have to pinch a Mohammad in the toilet right now. I hope it’s not unflushable.
13 posted on
01/09/2015 3:55:16 PM PST by
King Moonracer
(Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
To: goodwithagun
Why can’t you circumcise a muslim? Because there’s no end to those pricks.
18 posted on
01/09/2015 3:59:41 PM PST by
dainbramaged
(Get out of my country now)
To: goodwithagun
A muslim walks into a bar with his wife.
The bartender says “The filthy unshaven beast has to go but the goat can stay.”
19 posted on
01/09/2015 3:59:42 PM PST by
cripplecreek
(You can't half ass conservatism.)
To: goodwithagun
Someone asked me what I thought about Muslims and what I thought of them...
I told him that I thought they were best served covered, smothered and wrapped with bacon.
24 posted on
01/09/2015 4:03:38 PM PST by
Dacula
To: goodwithagun
Ask a mussie if the koran is available on CD .... then ask if he can burn you a copy.
To: goodwithagun
To: goodwithagun
Why do you bury Muslims ten feet deep? ‘Cuz down deep they’re good people.
27 posted on
01/09/2015 4:14:20 PM PST by
jmacusa
(Liberalism defined: When mom and dad go away for the weekend and the kids are in charge.)
To: goodwithagun
28 posted on
01/09/2015 4:17:37 PM PST by
Mase
(Save me from the people who would save me from myself!)
To: goodwithagun
34 posted on
01/09/2015 4:41:26 PM PST by
CodeToad
(Islam should be outlawed and treated as a criminal enterprise!)
To: goodwithagun
Q. What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?
A. Nothing, yet.
35 posted on
01/09/2015 4:42:04 PM PST by
elteemike
(Light travels faster than sound...That's why so many people appear bright until you hear them speak!)
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