Posted on 01/09/2015 3:46:35 PM PST by goodwithagun
The religion of pieces is murdering innocents in gay Pair-ee, Boner is weepy because we lousy FReepers call him spineless, Hill and Billy have some 'splaining to do regarding a little black pedophile book, and obama recently made millions of sponges officially official.
Let's have some levity at Mad Mo's expense. I'll go first: Why do muslims call camels the ships of the desert?
Obama!
A: A harem.
A muslim walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
What do you call a muslim with a camel and a goat ?
A bi-sexual.
Why no muslims in Star Trek episodes?
Star Trek is about the future.
Q: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?
A: The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.
Q: Do you know what the secret of an islamic marriage is?
A: The man get’s to see a striptease every night.
Q: How does every Islamic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: What’s the difference between a Muslim and a vampire?
A: At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty.
Q: What’s the difference between Mike Tyson and Osama Bin Laden?
A: Mike Tyson can take a shot to the head.
Q: How does a Muslim close the door?
A: Islams it.
Q: Did you hear about the Catholic Iraqi?
A: He was a Shite Muslim.
Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Middle Eastern beauty contest?
A: Me neither.
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
Q: What do you call a drunken Muslim?
A: Mohammered.
Q: What do you call an evil Muslim?
A: Mu Ha Ha Ha Med.
Q: How did you get out of Iraq?
A: Iran
Both are must read-
http://www.frontpagemag.com/2015/dgreenfield/laughing-at-mohammed/
http://pjmedia.com/zombie/2015/01/07/do-not-submit-republish-the-mohammed-cartoons-everywhere/
How do you get mohmad’s wife pregnant ?
dress her up like a 10 year old boy.
Why doesn’t God stop all the wars in the middle east ?
He doesn’t like muslims either
Did you hear about the time Mohammed’s wife called him a pedophile?
He replied, “that’s a big word for an 8 yr old!”
This thread is a idea, but I have to pinch a Mohammad in the toilet right now. I hope it’s not unflushable.
gosh darn! I was going to tell that one. It’s the only muslim joke I know.
Basically I don’t find them amusing anymore.
My six year old son was curious why I was laughing and looked over my shoulder. His exact words: “Mommy that goat is giving that guy’s butt a hug!”
5.56mm
Why can’t you circumcise a muslim? Because there’s no end to those pricks.
A muslim walks into a bar with his wife.
The bartender says “The filthy unshaven beast has to go but the goat can stay.”
Yes, because he's a friendly goat.
Ten years from now, you can tell him "payback's a bitch!" ;-)
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