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Vanity: Pour yourself a drink and tell us a muslim (lower case on purpose) joke!
Posted on 01/09/2015 3:46:35 PM PST by goodwithagun
The religion of pieces is murdering innocents in gay Pair-ee, Boner is weepy because we lousy FReepers call him spineless, Hill and Billy have some 'splaining to do regarding a little black pedophile book, and obama recently made millions of sponges officially official.
Let's have some levity at Mad Mo's expense. I'll go first: Why do muslims call camels the ships of the desert?
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To: humblegunner
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posted on
01/09/2015 4:01:19 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(You can't half ass conservatism.)
To: M Kehoe
Q. Do you know why they don't teach Driver Education and Sex Education on the same day in the Middle East?
A. The camels get too tired.
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posted on
01/09/2015 4:01:23 PM PST
by
Ol' Dan Tucker
(People should not be afraid of the government. Government should be afraid of the people)
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To: goodwithagun
Someone asked me what I thought about Muslims and what I thought of them...
I told him that I thought they were best served covered, smothered and wrapped with bacon.
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posted on
01/09/2015 4:03:38 PM PST
by
Dacula
To: goodwithagun
Ask a mussie if the koran is available on CD .... then ask if he can burn you a copy.
To: goodwithagun
To: goodwithagun
Why do you bury Muslims ten feet deep? ‘Cuz down deep they’re good people.
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posted on
01/09/2015 4:14:20 PM PST
by
jmacusa
(Liberalism defined: When mom and dad go away for the weekend and the kids are in charge.)
To: goodwithagun
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posted on
01/09/2015 4:17:37 PM PST
by
Mase
(Save me from the people who would save me from myself!)
To: Mase
Omg! I just realized this! That guy is the muslim version of our hurricane Katrina Heineken looter!
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posted on
01/09/2015 4:20:50 PM PST
by
goodwithagun
(My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car.)
To: PROCON
Q: What do you call an evil Muslim?
A: O Ba Ma
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posted on
01/09/2015 4:26:33 PM PST
by
Slyfox
(To put on the mind of George Washington read ALL of Deuteronomy 28, then read his Farewell Address)
To: Slyfox
What do you call an evil Muslim?Evil Muslim is redundant.
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posted on
01/09/2015 4:28:30 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Mase
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posted on
01/09/2015 4:33:24 PM PST
by
bobby.223
(Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
To: jocon307
The are no laughing matter unless they’ve encountered difficulties like work place bomb making accidents.
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posted on
01/09/2015 4:37:43 PM PST
by
umgud
(I couldn't understand why the ball kept getting bigger......... then it hit me.)
To: goodwithagun
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posted on
01/09/2015 4:41:26 PM PST
by
CodeToad
(Islam should be outlawed and treated as a criminal enterprise!)
To: goodwithagun
Q. What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?
A. Nothing, yet.
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posted on
01/09/2015 4:42:04 PM PST
by
elteemike
(Light travels faster than sound...That's why so many people appear bright until you hear them speak!)
To: goodwithagun
Not a joke, but I remember buying a copy of 'Soldier of Fortune' magazine in 1980 that had an Ayatollah Khomeini target in the cover.
The joke at the time was 'We just stepped in some Shiite!'
Beirut, 1983. I was on Parris Island in 1989. Very little was said about Beirut. Only terrorism training we got was a cursory look at how to check a minivan for bombs.
I guess the reality hadn't quite set in at the time. (/slight rant)
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posted on
01/09/2015 4:42:47 PM PST
by
real saxophonist
(Spam, Spam, Spam, Bacon, and Spam. Extra Bacon.)
To: bobby.223
Probably made by a millenial....
It was faked anyway. :^)
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posted on
01/09/2015 4:47:29 PM PST
by
Mase
(Save me from the people who would save me from myself!)
To: goodwithagun
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posted on
01/09/2015 4:51:43 PM PST
by
Prince of Space
(Be Breitbart, baby. LIFB.)
To: Mase
That one’s DAMN funny!!!!!
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posted on
01/09/2015 4:52:13 PM PST
by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
To: goodwithagun
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posted on
01/09/2015 4:56:50 PM PST
by
DFG
("Dumb, Dependent, and Democrat is no way to go through life" - Louie Gohmert (R-TX))
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