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Vanity: Pour yourself a drink and tell us a muslim (lower case on purpose) joke!

Posted on 01/09/2015 3:46:35 PM PST by goodwithagun

The religion of pieces is murdering innocents in gay Pair-ee, Boner is weepy because we lousy FReepers call him spineless, Hill and Billy have some 'splaining to do regarding a little black pedophile book, and obama recently made millions of sponges officially official.

Let's have some levity at Mad Mo's expense. I'll go first: Why do muslims call camels the ships of the desert?


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21 posted on 01/09/2015 4:01:19 PM PST by cripplecreek (You can't half ass conservatism.)
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To: M Kehoe
Q. Do you know why they don't teach Driver Education and Sex Education on the same day in the Middle East?

A. The camels get too tired.

22 posted on 01/09/2015 4:01:23 PM PST by Ol' Dan Tucker (People should not be afraid of the government. Government should be afraid of the people)
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To: goodwithagun

Someone asked me what I thought about Muslims and what I thought of them...

I told him that I thought they were best served covered, smothered and wrapped with bacon.


24 posted on 01/09/2015 4:03:38 PM PST by Dacula
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To: goodwithagun

Ask a mussie if the koran is available on CD .... then ask if he can burn you a copy.


25 posted on 01/09/2015 4:11:38 PM PST by SkyDancer
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26 posted on 01/09/2015 4:12:20 PM PST by SkyDancer
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To: goodwithagun

Why do you bury Muslims ten feet deep? ‘Cuz down deep they’re good people.


27 posted on 01/09/2015 4:14:20 PM PST by jmacusa (Liberalism defined: When mom and dad go away for the weekend and the kids are in charge.)
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28 posted on 01/09/2015 4:17:37 PM PST by Mase (Save me from the people who would save me from myself!)
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To: Mase

Omg! I just realized this! That guy is the muslim version of our hurricane Katrina Heineken looter!


29 posted on 01/09/2015 4:20:50 PM PST by goodwithagun (My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car.)
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To: PROCON
Q: What do you call an evil Muslim?

A: O Ba Ma

30 posted on 01/09/2015 4:26:33 PM PST by Slyfox (To put on the mind of George Washington read ALL of Deuteronomy 28, then read his Farewell Address)
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To: Slyfox
What do you call an evil Muslim?

Evil Muslim is redundant.

31 posted on 01/09/2015 4:28:30 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Mase

1968?.....


32 posted on 01/09/2015 4:33:24 PM PST by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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To: jocon307

The are no laughing matter unless they’ve encountered difficulties like work place bomb making accidents.


33 posted on 01/09/2015 4:37:43 PM PST by umgud (I couldn't understand why the ball kept getting bigger......... then it hit me.)
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34 posted on 01/09/2015 4:41:26 PM PST by CodeToad (Islam should be outlawed and treated as a criminal enterprise!)
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To: goodwithagun

Q. What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?

A. Nothing, yet.


35 posted on 01/09/2015 4:42:04 PM PST by elteemike (Light travels faster than sound...That's why so many people appear bright until you hear them speak!)
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To: goodwithagun
Not a joke, but I remember buying a copy of 'Soldier of Fortune' magazine in 1980 that had an Ayatollah Khomeini target in the cover.

The joke at the time was 'We just stepped in some Shiite!'

Beirut, 1983. I was on Parris Island in 1989. Very little was said about Beirut. Only terrorism training we got was a cursory look at how to check a minivan for bombs.

I guess the reality hadn't quite set in at the time. (/slight rant)

36 posted on 01/09/2015 4:42:47 PM PST by real saxophonist (Spam, Spam, Spam, Bacon, and Spam. Extra Bacon.)
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To: bobby.223
Probably made by a millenial....

It was faked anyway. :^)

37 posted on 01/09/2015 4:47:29 PM PST by Mase (Save me from the people who would save me from myself!)
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To: goodwithagun

Bump for later laughter.


38 posted on 01/09/2015 4:51:43 PM PST by Prince of Space (Be Breitbart, baby. LIFB.)
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To: Mase

That one’s DAMN funny!!!!!


39 posted on 01/09/2015 4:52:13 PM PST by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: goodwithagun

bookmark


40 posted on 01/09/2015 4:56:50 PM PST by DFG ("Dumb, Dependent, and Democrat is no way to go through life" - Louie Gohmert (R-TX))
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