US Marines Rescue ISIS Sex Slaves.
Posted on 01/09/2015 3:46:35 PM PST by goodwithagun
Because DEEP down they're really nice people!
Mohammed is credited with inventing the condom by using the lower end of a goat’s rectum.
900 years later the British improved on the condom design by first removing the rectum from the goat.
Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?
A. A pimp.
US Marines Rescue ISIS Sex Slaves.
I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business and patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims shouting Anti-American slogans with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a “Remember 9-11” slogan spray painted on the side was stopped next to me.
Suddenly they yelled, “Allah Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to America” and took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself:
“Man.... that coulda been me!”
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
Sign seen in Iraq. :
“Now leaving the Green Zone. Please set your watch back 1500 years.”
“It’s a ‘chechia’ because, in the desert, it protects our heads from the sun.”
“And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing?” “It’s a ‘djbellah’ because, in the desert, it is very hot and it protects your body”
“And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet ?” “These are ‘babouches’, which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert”
“Tell me, Papa…”
“Yes, my son ?”
“Why are we living in Detroit and still wearing all this crap?”
My son-in-law got the nickname “Bo Peep” while in Afghanistan because he was lead vehicle (with a mine roller on the front of his truck) in a convoy and came across a herd of sheep. His commanding officer radioed from another vehicle forbidding him from stopping, slowing or detouring. Multiple sheep had a bad day.
LOL!!
Nice!
A Muslim, Communist, and illegal alien comes into a bar.
The bartender says: “What’ll you have, Mr. President?”
Why did the muslim shepherd stay on the farm?
He just couldn’t leave his goats behind....
How do the ISIS forces separate the men from the boys?
With crowbars.
Actually, he’s professional protester in India. He makes his living at it. He’s also aware that he has become famous as “Islamic Rage Boy.” I’ve seen photos of him smiling.
He should be cast in a Muslim version of Gilligan’s Island
He is always trying to go jihad on Ginger but something always gets his attention and he fails episode after episode.
What does a Mosque and a 9 year old girl have in common?
Mad Moe has been inside both of them.
Q. What is the difference between an infidel sex doll and an Islamic one?
A. The Islamic doll blows itself up!
What’s the difference between a Muslim rock festival and Woodstock?
Most of the people who got stoned at Woodstock lived to tell the tale.
Q:What’s the difference between nuclear waste and Islam?
A:One is an a unstable element which can stay hot for centuries and is dangerous to all life, the other is a by-product of nuclear power.
A Mozlem wife complains to her husband that all the romance had gone out their marriage.
“Remember when you used to carry me up to bed?” She asked.
“Yeah,” He replied, “But to be fair, you were only five at the time.!!”
Q.Why do Mozlem men have red eyes after sex?
A.From the pepper spray.
Q: What do you call a man who performs abortions on Mozlem women?
A: A Crime Stopper.
Q. Why was Mohammad’s dream horse called “Barrack”?
A. Because it took him to hell.
Q. What is the smallest thing in the Universe?
A. Islamic respect for other beliefs.
How do you keep a Mozlem from going out?
Pour more gas on him!
Q.Why did the Mozlem cross the road?
A.To kill the non-Mozlem on the other side.
Q. A Moderate Mozlem , Santa and a smart blond see a hundred dollar bill on the ground . Who picks it up first?
A. The smart blond does, the other two don’t exist.
Q. What is the fastest thing in the world?
A. A liberal making excuses for the latest Islamic outrage.
Q. How do you frustrate a Mozlem?
A. Put him in a round room and tell him a Jew is in the corner.
Q. What is the difference between Islam and Yogurt?
A. Yogurt has a living culture.
Q. What’s the worst thing you’ll find on a Mozlem girl?
A. Her Mozlem man.
After Mohammad gets up he walks to see the sunrise and then he hears a voice.
“Good Morning Moe , how are you today!”
“Who is that?” Said Mad Moe.
“It is I, the Sun”.
“What a wonderful sign!” Moe thought. “The Sun is speaking to me!”
He told the Sun he was feeling divine and then Mad Moe went about his business of raping and killing. Later that day as he was pillaging a small village he heard the voice again.
“Good Afternoon Moe, how are you doing?”
“I’m feeling like I could conquer the world!” says Moe, now really full of himself knowing the Sun is on his side!
That evening while Mad Moe was molesting a little girl before he sold her as a slave he noticed the sunset. Moe walks out onto a porch expecting the Sun to greet him once more. But nothing happens.
Now puzzled, Moe says “Hello Sun! Why don’t you speak to me now?”
In a monstrous voice the Sun responded” “To hell with you jerk! I’m in the West Now!”
A Russian, a Cuban, an Englishman and a Pakistani are on a train.
The Russian takes out a bottle of his best vodka, drinks a bit and throws the rest off the train and says, “There’s plenty more of that where I come from.”
Everyone is impressed. The Cuban takes out one of the finest Havana cigars, takes one puff and throws it off the train and says, “There’s plenty more of those where I come from.”
Again everyone is rather impressed. So the Englishman stands up and throws the Pakistani off the train.
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I can't believe I didn't catch that when I first glanced at it.
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