You should see them try to operate heavy equipment. Brother, you don’t want to be anywhere near ‘em.
Never thought of booze in the bird bath....Can’t wait till spring.
Good grief. More of our money p!ssed away.
This sentence made no sense to me:
“While many scientists want to understand alcohol’s effects on such a complex system as speech, it’s difficult to perform the necessary studies on humans, which is why many researchers turn to birds.”
I can hardly think of a lower-overhead experiment. Neighborhood bar, pop for a few drinks, presto, peer-reviewed perfection.
That’s why I heard those birds singing “Louie, Louie” the other day.
Well, thank God this is finally cleared up. I’ve been wondering about the off-key warbling I sometimes hear.
Headline: Birdbrains Study Birds’ Brains
[Conclusion - Give birds alcohol, and they get drunk. Thank you, taxpayers.]
Its kinda mean to treat birds that way.