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What Did You Get For Christmas?
Some Stuff
| 12/26/14
| blueunicorn6
Posted on 12/26/2014 12:01:48 PM PST by blueunicorn6
What did you get for Christmas? I asked Santa for a Harley Davidson motorcycle. I've got a perfect place for it in the garage. I can't ride it. I'm a menace to society when I'm on a motorcycle. Not because I carry a switchblade. I just crash all the time. I was looking at a motorcycle once, and it fell on me. Engine wasn't even running. Just fell on me. I really rode in my younger days. I rode into cars. I rode into trees. Once, I even rode into a hill. You'd think that you could see a hill from a long distance away and miss it, but, nope, I came around a corner and there was a hill and I smacked into it. And they don't give, much. Well, I asked for a Harley Davidson, and you know what I got? Holland. Now, what the heck am I supposed to do with Holland? Windmills and dykes and wooden shoes and the Hollandaise people. Have you ever tried to ride a windmill down Highway 101? Nothing but trouble there. I'll probably just re gift it and give it to my cousin David. Anybody else get a good present?
TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Conspiracy; Science
KEYWORDS: glockenspeil; santa
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To: caww
I liked the “ammotree” You KNOW which one I mean! LOL!
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posted on
12/26/2014 1:35:19 PM PST
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: blueunicorn6
I got some socks, t shirts, a coffee mug with Rudolf, some canned oysters with Tricuits, (breath mints included) and a Micro-touch razor made in China with blades made in Vietnam and that fat bald pawn star guy picture
on the box.
Oh, also I was given a Flannel shirt from Jc pennys made in Indonesia, while labeled XXL it is actually a L and my belly sticks out below. Sexy!
I have been unemployed dealing with health issues that make me a hard one to hire and this is the first Christmas in my life that I did not have to go to or have over relatives.
Awsome Christmas. Serious, we dumped the high expectations and fully celebrated Jesus.
Church on Wednesday evening was the highlight because of Jesus.
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posted on
12/26/2014 1:36:23 PM PST
by
right way right
(America will reject the suck of Socialist Freedumb, one way or another.)
To: caww
I can get carried away phosting our troops though! LOLOL Aren't they just wonderful!
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posted on
12/26/2014 1:36:29 PM PST
by
caww
To: left that other site
Yes, this one...
Here's another they put together
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posted on
12/26/2014 1:39:13 PM PST
by
caww
To: caww
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posted on
12/26/2014 1:41:24 PM PST
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
86
posted on
12/26/2014 1:42:40 PM PST
by
who knows what evil?
(Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.com)
To: norton
My parents did that string trick with me! It led to the bus station.
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posted on
12/26/2014 1:42:45 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: blueunicorn6
Same thing I got last year and the year before that and the year before that, etc.
Nothing.
To: blueunicorn6
Was asked what I wanted for Christmas.
I said, ‘Ammunition’. ‘9mm’.
I got it.
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posted on
12/26/2014 1:43:41 PM PST
by
squarebarb
( Fairy tales are basically true.)
To: madison10
Sounds like the American Dream to me! God bless you!
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posted on
12/26/2014 1:44:24 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: The Cajun
:)
An old friend of my mothers made dandy line wine in his basement....I couldn’t believe it when I tasted it..it was wonderful!
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posted on
12/26/2014 1:46:20 PM PST
by
caww
To: caww
To clarify, we have a lot of physical crap but relationships are strained and loneliness abounds............
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posted on
12/26/2014 1:47:00 PM PST
by
yldstrk
(My heroes have always been cowboys)
To: lowbridge
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posted on
12/26/2014 1:47:10 PM PST
by
caww
To: left that other site
Motorcycles and music and ministering! Cool!
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posted on
12/26/2014 1:48:19 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: blueunicorn6
“Engine wasn’t even running. Just fell on me.”
Years ago I read that that is the type of accident which caused the majority of injuries to motorcycle cops.
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posted on
12/26/2014 1:49:00 PM PST
by
TalBlack
(Evil doesn't have a day job.)
To: blueunicorn6
It is very fulfilling! :-)
Have a Wonderful Christmas and new Year.
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posted on
12/26/2014 1:51:09 PM PST
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: Squantos
Cool! I made one of those once. OK, it was a tin can with a nail in it. You could use it to count to one.
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posted on
12/26/2014 1:51:35 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: blueunicorn6
This is my daughter opening her Doctor's Kit, gift:
I got a new video card for my computer and blue-tooth speakers for my iphone.
:)
To: NTHockey
“Jolly old Saint Nicholas
Lean your ear this way
Don’t you tell a single soul
What I’m going to say.”
The big blabber mouth. He told everyone at the North Pole. All the elves go, “Oh, here comes mister ‘I want a teddy bear’ through the workshop.”
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posted on
12/26/2014 1:57:21 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: caww; blueunicorn6
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