Posted on 12/25/2014 7:22:01 PM PST by Clemenza
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. - A shoplifting suspect, apparently out of options after being confronted by employees, smeared poop in their faces, police said.
Marisol Toribio, 32, was arrested Tuesday by Coral Springs police.
According to court documents, Toribio was caught stealing from Macy's, so she pulled some poop out of her pants and smeared it on the faces of the loss prevention employees who confronted her.
Toribio appeared in bond court Wednesday morning. She faces theft charges, plus a charge of tampering with or fabricating physical evidence.
You see the same kind of behavior at the zoo - in the primate exhibit.
The judge will likely go easy if she admits she was s(((faced at the time.
“She should be charged with biological warfare”
Right. It’s the old ‘double standard’ at work. The creature could have hepititis or AIDS.
Come to think of it ...
She might have rabies.
“... walking around with poop in her pants.”
It’s an old theives’ trick. Smelling bad clears people away. Fewer witnesses. This is especially true if she was the ‘decoy’ while someone else was hitting pricier goods.
Yeah, instead of getting prison time, she could get zoo time.
Almost ANY reply I make to this would get deleted.
What's that, the recipe for Obamacare?
Hey, Marisol Toribio! We’ve had enough s*** out of you!
No, that would be a liberal dosage of strychnine.
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