NFL Schedule - 2014 [Live Thread Week 16]

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[Bender2]

Week 16

Thursday, Dec. 18

Tennessee Titans vs. Jacksonville Jaguars, 8:25 p.m.

Saturday, Dec. 20

San Diego Chargers vs. San Francisco 49ers, TBD

Philadelphia Eagles vs. Washington Redskins, TBD

Sunday, Dec. 21

Cleveland Browns vs. Carolina Panthers, 1 p.m.

Detroit Lions vs. Chicago Bears, 1 p.m.

Baltimore Ravens vs. Houston Texans, 1 p.m.

Minnesota Vikings vs. Miami Dolphins, 1 p.m.

Atlanta Falcons vs. New Orleans Saints, 1 p.m.

New England Patriots vs. New York Jets, 1 p.m.

Kansas City Chiefs vs. Pittsburgh Steelers, 1 p.m

Green Bay Packers vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 1 p.m.

New York Giants vs. St. Louis Rams, 4:05

Indianapolis Colts vs. Dallas Cowboys, 4:25 p.m.

Buffalo Bills vs. Oakland Raiders, 4:25 p.m.

Seattle Seahawks vs. Arizona Cardinals, 8:30 p.m.

Monday, Dec. 22

Denver Broncos vs. Cincinnati Bengals, 8:30 p.m.

[Bender2]

Here it is Week 16 and my Boys... and have the top spot in the NFC East!

Now, if they can just... hold on to it--

The last Thursday Night Massacree will have Allegra's Old Earlers handing the Jags another loss--

Saturday NFL action returns with Old Man Rivers teaching those young Soapy 9er whippersnappers a thing or two about playing for a coach who's time is up--

Those Godless Iggles are playing the Deadskins and as much as I hate it, I want the Rouge Spudhides to win. But they won't--

Regular Sunday fare finds a winless but wiser Johnny Football playing either the Cam Newtons or the Fig Newtons. If it is the Figs, John Boy gets his first win. If Cam is back, no dice--

I tell ya, big, I've got to pull for the Loin Chops as I do not want to go to Green Bay in the playoffs. Plus Da Bears still have Da Cutler in charge--

Allegra's Texicans cannot stop them Crab City Black Byrds--

The 2nd Greatest Aggie NFL Quarterback lays the wood to the Viqueens--

Just for fun, I'm picking the visiting Black Byrds again in the Stuper Dome--

Gadzooks, big-- How many byes do your Patty Cakes get?

My Old Dallas Texans take care of biz over the Stoolers--

Gadzooks, big-- How many byes do your Packer Wackers get?

Manning Lite has some roasted ewe--

Same song, Seven-- Same verse-- Your Waiders don't win--

The Seahags are on a roll and the QBless Red Byrds are only a bump in the road--

The last Monday NFL action of the year has Manning Heavy beating which ever Andy that shows up--

Gadzooks, it sure ain't gonna be pretty but... my Murrayless Boys pull out a win at Jerry World!

Now, all y'all get your picks in... before the Obamanation finds a way to tax them!

[Bender2]

Hey punk, make my day, get your picks in pronto... and if you don't-- Well, I'll let loose my "Seinfeld" friends on ya--

No soup for you! Unless... you get your picks in now!

Yes, they are spectacular! But you'll never see them... if you don't get your picks in NOW!

Why, you ask, am I wearing the Puffy Shirt? I have to... until you get your picks in!!!!

Or, you could, I suppose... drop them off in the mail--

No! Not this time of the year! Their picks would get lost... in the Festivus Rush!!!!

And people wonder why... I never get my picks in on time--

Yeah, I've yada-yada-yadaed my picks before... But I got them in on time!

And I'm going to keep on... dancing until you all get your picks in on time!

[MUDDOG]

Looks like New Orleans will win the NFC South at 8-8, assuming they beat Atlanta and Tampa Bay.

But glad to see the Browns are sticking with Johnny Midget against the Panthers. If the Panthers win that one and the next one against Atlanta, they finish 7-8-1, and win the division if New Orleans stumbles.

[Jeff Chandler]

The Seahags are on a roll and the QBless Red Byrds are only a bump in the road--

Sunday's game could be closer than you think. The Cards have gone against the order of the universe. They've developed a solid offensive line and a nascent running game (yes, THOSE Cardinals). It could be one of the signs of the Apocalypse.

[SevenofNine]

Be honest Bender I never watch Senifeld I watching Martin on Martin Lawerence

First Dirty Harry movie was on GRIT TV yesterday afternoon

[SevenofNine]

Yeah my future LA Raiders again going lose

And also my future LA Chargers going lose

Seabirds ah maybe win

49ers win

[PROCON]

Egads Bender, you're picking my Seahawks to win?!?!?

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Ah yes Martin Lawrence, of Day-Twah:

Founder of the school of Black Over-acting (cuz a bruthah needs to be have impact!)

[SevenofNine]

Or Shenandah remember her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0uFcf7Cft4

I wish Antenna or METV pick up the rights to martin

[Red Badger]

Tennessee Titans vs. Jacksonville Jaguars, 8:25 p.m. TITANS

Saturday, Dec. 20

San Diego Chargers vs. San Francisco 49ers, CHARGERS

Philadelphia Eagles vs. Washington Redskins, EAGLES

Sunday, Dec. 21

Cleveland Browns vs. Carolina Panthers, PANTHERS

Detroit Lions vs. Chicago Bears, LIONS

Baltimore Ravens vs. Houston Texans, RAVENS

Minnesota Vikings vs. Miami Dolphins, DOLPHINS

Atlanta Falcons vs. New Orleans Saints, SAINTS

New England Patriots vs. New York Jets, PATRIOTS

Kansas City Chiefs vs. Pittsburgh Steelers, CHIEFS

Green Bay Packers vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers, PACKERS

New York Giants vs. St. Louis Rams, GIANTS

Indianapolis Colts vs. Dallas Cowboys, COWBOYS

Buffalo Bills vs. Oakland Raiders, BILLS

Seattle Seahawks vs. Arizona Cardinals, CARDINALS

Monday, Dec. 22

Denver Broncos vs. Cincinnati Bengals, BRONCOS

[Bender2]

I tell ya, Jeff-- I would like to see the Red Byrds kick the Seahags' tails into next Tuesday... but Seven told me to be honest.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

And, you ^always^ do what 7 tells ya?

Have a martini!

[Bender2]

Seven, you missed... a very funny sitcom.

But have a Very Happy... Festivus anyway!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Shuh-nay-nay?

[Bender2]

Re: And, you ^always^ do what 7 tells ya?

Now, now, Bendy, you do as I say-- Be... honest.

So, Clet, do I always do what... Seven tells me to do?

When she is dressed like that... you bet your damn Bippy I do!

[RainMan]

Agree with all your picks except Colts beat the Boy’s and the Hawks beat the Cards.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Would you pick the Loins over the MeatPackers if ^I^ dressed like that?

I must say, I can be very fetching in basic black.

[big'ol_freeper]

Ok, I think I'm sober enough to make my picks:

The Jagworsts over the Tighthens
The Eaglettes over the Redspuds
The Fluffy Niners over the Charredburgs
The Tunas over the Vicekings
The Pigeons over the Texians
Local Yokel's Loins over Impy's Bearlies
The Punters over the Brownstains
The Aint's over the Dirty Birds
The Green Bay Packers over the Pirates
The Stools over Bender's old Dallas Texans
The New England Patriots rolllll over the Cessnas
The Lambs over the Midgets
The Cuds over Seven's Traitors
Bender's Cowpokes over the Folds
The Seaslugs over Impy's old Chicago Cardinals
and
The Mules over the Bungles

[Bender2]

Jana says... so you're the one who stole her Nationwide suit!

[SevenofNine]

Be honest I could never get into Senfied I don’t know why I got into Martin