1 posted on
12/11/2014 8:45:18 PM PST by
Morgana
To: Slings and Arrows; Salamander
2 posted on
12/11/2014 8:45:47 PM PST by
Morgana
( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
To: Morgana; Slings and Arrows
Pleasant dreams
3 posted on
12/11/2014 8:49:57 PM PST by
a fool in paradise
(Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
To: Morgana
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
There is nothing worse than deadly poisonous spiders. NOTHING!
Except for John Boehner.
But besides him, NOTHING!
4 posted on
12/11/2014 8:58:34 PM PST by
chris37
(heartless)
To: Morgana
I was on a tennis court once that wasn’t used often. What did I notice near the undersides the lip of the plastic trash can next to the courts?? TWO black widow spiders, hour glass and all!
To: Morgana
You are never more than 3 feet from a spider, the old saying goes.
8 posted on
12/11/2014 9:10:04 PM PST by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
To: Morgana
You have nothing to fear from spiders with Peruvian special shoes.
9 posted on
12/11/2014 9:10:45 PM PST by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: Morgana
10 posted on
12/11/2014 9:12:56 PM PST by
UCANSEE2
(Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
To: Morgana
Just one reasons I left Australia - nasty critters were everywhere. Never ever poke a small brown round ball in your house. Never.
16 posted on
12/11/2014 9:16:34 PM PST by
SkyDancer
(I Was Told Nobody Is Perfect But Yet, Here I Am)
To: Morgana
I will admit it here and now, the seeing one of those giant furry spiders one twitching leg away from crawling up my arm or down the leg of my pants would frighten the hell out of me, and cause me to completely embarrass myself. If I stayed in such a city for months or maybe years, eventually, I would develop a sight tolerance for them. For some of them anyway. If they touch me, they’re going to be shaken off and promptly smashed with the biggest brick around if I can do it.
To: Morgana
I used to work in a bowling alley as a teen and would spray the shoes down.
Nowadays you couldn’t pay me to put a pair on..
27 posted on
12/11/2014 9:29:54 PM PST by
mowowie
(`)
To: Morgana
YIKES!
30 posted on
12/11/2014 9:36:16 PM PST by
Clint N. Suhks
( Laughter is the best medicine, unless you have diarrhea.)
To: Morgana
Them’s what nightmares be made of!!
31 posted on
12/11/2014 9:39:01 PM PST by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: Morgana
lying undetected in toilets
There was a red-back on the toilet seat
When I was there last night,
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy! I felt his bite!
I jumped high up into the air,
And when I hit the ground,
That crafty red-back spider
Wasn't nowhere to be found.
There was a red-back on the toilet seat
When I was there last night,
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy! I felt his bite!
And now I'm 'ere in hospital,
A sad and sorry plight,
And I curse the red-back spider
On the toilet seat last night.
I rushed in to the missus,
Told her just where I'd been bit,
She grabbed the cut-throat razor blade,
And I nearly took a fit.
I said "Just forget what's on your mind,
And call a doctor please,
'Cause I've got a feeling that your cure
Is worse than the disease."
There was a red-back on the toilet seat
When I was there last night,
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy! I felt his bite!
And now I'm 'ere in hospital,
A sad and sorry plight,
And I curse the red-back spider
On the toilet seat last night.
I can't lay down, I can't sit up,
And I don't know what to do,
And all the nurses think it's funny,
But that's not my point of view.
I tell you it's embarrassing,
(And that's to say the least)
That I'm too sick to eat a bite,
While that spider had a feast!
There was a red-back on the toilet seat
When I was there last night,
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy! I felt his bite!
And now I'm 'ere in hospital,
A sad and sorry plight,
And I curse the red-back spider
On the toilet seat last night.
And when I get back home again,
I tell you what I'll do,
I'll make that red-back suffer
For the pain I'm going through.
I've had so many needles
That I'm looking like a sieve,
And I promise you that spider
Hasn't very long to live!
There was a red-back on the toilet seat
When I was there last night,
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy! I felt his bite!
And now I'm 'ere in hospital,
A sad and sorry plight,
And I curse the red-back spider
On the toilet seat last night.
35 posted on
12/11/2014 9:44:16 PM PST by
naturalman1975
("America was under attack. Australia was immediately there to help." - John Winston Howard)
To: Morgana
My daughter and I were staying at a friends lovely house in a wooded area on Maui. All windows were kept scrupulously closed, and doors were never left open. For this reason. One morning I went back to make my bed only to have a huge spider scurry out of the sheets. I yelled at my daughter to bring the broom and I killed it.
37 posted on
12/11/2014 9:54:31 PM PST by
ArmyTeach
( Videteco eos prius (See 'em first) Sculpin 191)
To: Morgana
Typical in AZ and NM as well.
42 posted on
12/11/2014 10:18:19 PM PST by
wjcsux
("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
To: Morgana
Never leave shoes outside in Australia. - Also if I have left work gloves or overalls in the shed I always do the Mexican hat dance on top of them before wearing. Have saved myself 2 redback bites doing so.
Under every pot plant rim there will be one or two redbacks so you have to be careful moving them - under every piece of garden furniture as well and you can’t leave kids toys outside or they will end up with them in them as well. - still they don’t come in the house so as long as you are careful they are alright.
45 posted on
12/11/2014 10:22:29 PM PST by
melsec
(There's a track, winding back, to an old forgotten shack along the road to Gundagai..)
To: Morgana
I have a pretty strong stomach;
those pics were beyond gross.
the person with the brown recluse bit on the thumb — bye, bye thumb.
I have been bitten twice by those little sob’s, once on the hand and once on the neck. Interesting scars.
Have also been bitten by a black widow; I don’t recommend it.
If it weren’t were bad luck, I’d have none at all as the old saying says.
49 posted on
12/11/2014 10:37:09 PM PST by
txnativegop
(Tired of liberals, even a few in my own family.)
To: Morgana
I’m still getting over a brown recluse bite. As bad as it was, I have seen way worse pictures online. I got “lucky.”
60 posted on
12/12/2014 3:51:42 AM PST by
gop4lyf
(Claire Wolfe called. She said the Awkward Phase is over.)
To: Morgana
One thing you’ll never see in footwear is centipedes....they can’t afford them.
68 posted on
12/12/2014 5:30:01 AM PST by
Hot Tabasco
(“We do not have to invade the United States, we will destroy you from within.”)
To: Morgana
73 posted on
12/12/2014 7:32:55 AM PST by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not A Matter of Opinion)
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