Barack And Michelle Obama’s First Date Was So Adorable That It’s Getting Its Own Movie (BARF ALERT)

mtv news ^ | 12-6-14 | sasha geffen

[kingattax]

The First Lady had a pretty special first date with the man who would go on to become both her husband and the president of the United States — and now, Michelle and Barack Obama’s romance is about to get its own movie.

Entitled “Southside With You,” the indie film will follow the young couple on their first date in Chicago’s South Side.

[353FMG]

His conversion to Christianity is something that Steffie Stephanopoulos came up with during that infamous interview.

Barrack stated that he was a Muslim, but Steffie immediately corrected him to tell him that he was a Christian and Hussein immediately consented.

Steffie, as a typical liberal ‘journalist’, is such a pro in his profession.

[longfellowsmuse]

Handlers must feel the need for an image makeover for the first couple, which is a bit strange. Neither of these two strike me as being able to muster up any type of selfless love.

That there are those in power who want Americans to believe that Obama and Michelle have some great love story is odd to me for a president who is a lame duck with no more elections in his future.

[onedoug]

As with “Downfall” this will be similarly parodied.

[Mark17]

Yes, I wonder who will be portraying young Jeremiah Wright?

I want to know who will be portraying Reggie?

[Doogle]

"*egrk*...they better hand out the free phones after the movie"

[SkyDancer]

Will the actor playing Barry Soetoro be saying like “I uh um me um I I um - now um that ah we talked er um about me ah um what er um do you ah um think ah uh of me?”

[denydenydeny]

With Jim Parsons as Barry’s wacky sidekick Bill Ayers.

[Albion Wilde]

I wonder who will be portraying young Jeremiah Wright.

I'd nominate Ice-T; but I like Ice-T and wouldn't wish it on him.

[Patriot Babe]

I wonder what will be the theme song for this so call movie?

[mcshot]

Gay meets tranny - how special. The truth is not in them.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Was Larry Sinclair there?

[Conservative4Ever]

I wonder if they ran into Leroy Brown?

[wetgundog]

Does it include a stop by Barack at “Man’s Country” bathhouse for a “quicky”?

[AFret.]

“Barry and the Beard”
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“Bastard and the Beard”

[MtnClimber]

What will it be titled? When Mooch met Bath House Barry?

[bobby.223]

Yep! Larry supplied the toot and snoot!

[Bellflower]

This is the key to understanding Obama worship. His hypnotized followers are led to love him deeply on a different level that doesn't have anything to do with politics. In fact he is so personally wonderful, him, Michelle and their picture perfect children. This is how his zombies are constantly being programed to view him, not as a normal human, but as a perfect, loving god. If we want to undo the programs in so many heads about his wonderful, syrupiness we need to crack this code for what it is. We can't do this unless we take the programming of it seriously. Look at the damage done to our Country because we haven't checked the power he has over his followers. This movie is more programing for his masses about his loving adorableness. His people actually “know” him on this level. He is too wonderful to do anything wrong so if he has done it, it must not be wrong.

[Army Air Corps]

They can have a trippy drug scene that could eat a good 30 minutes of the flick.

[Desron13]

"The First Lady had a pretty special first date with the man who would go on to become both her husband and she would become his beard. Having been serially rapped anally by Frank Marshall Davis, young socialist Berry had to have cover for his homosexual activities to be a viable candidate for national office..."

There, I fixed it. According to his own biography this is a more plausible scenario.