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How to Remove Your Mustache
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/mustache.html ^
Posted on 12/01/2014 4:15:07 PM PST by navysealdad
The November is over and it's time to shave, or remove the mustache any way possible.
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: mustache
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To: navysealdad
The only proper way to remove a mustache is the way a real man does it.
Don’t.
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posted on
12/01/2014 4:19:03 PM PST
by
Marie
To: navysealdad
LOL
This is a F’n air horn.
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posted on
12/01/2014 4:19:18 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(You can't half ass conservatism.)
To: Marie
I’ve had mine since I could.
The rest of em I pound in with a hammer and bite em off on the inside.
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posted on
12/01/2014 4:20:33 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(You can't half ass conservatism.)
To: Marie
I’ve had mine since 1970. Not shaving it anytime soon.
To: Marie
A real man doesn’t need a mustache to prove his manhood.
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posted on
12/01/2014 4:24:06 PM PST
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: navysealdad
I’ve had a beard and mustache since 1968. They’re staying.
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posted on
12/01/2014 4:26:08 PM PST
by
muir_redwoods
("He is a very shallow critic who cannot see an eternal rebel in the heart of a conservative." G.K .C)
To: navysealdad
I shaved once... had to use a weed eater....
To: muir_redwoods
I tried regrowing my ‘stache a couple of years ago, and it came in all white — looking like John Bolton, so I nipped it in the bud.
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posted on
12/01/2014 4:29:11 PM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign. ###)
To: navysealdad
This is the proper tool for removing a mustache...even if King Gillette did not:
To: Marie
My husband has had a mustache ever since I’ve known him. He shaved it off last summer and I hardly recognized him; he did look 20 years younger, good for him. However, I couldn’t stand to kiss him. There was nothing to it, like kissing a baby’s butt. He grew it back asap. I don’t think he’ll ever do that again.
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posted on
12/01/2014 4:33:35 PM PST
by
CH3CN
To: Mr Rogers
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posted on
12/01/2014 4:34:16 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(You can't half ass conservatism.)
To: Marie
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posted on
12/01/2014 4:36:31 PM PST
by
Lurker
(Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.d)
To: CH3CN
Wow that’s funny, my cousin had a beard ever since his wife knew him and he shaved it and she couldn’t stand him clean shaven as well. That’s funny because most women don’t like facial hair.
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posted on
12/01/2014 4:37:11 PM PST
by
GrandJediMasterYoda
(Not all Muslims are terrorists but all Muslims are potential terrorists.)
To: navysealdad
“I should remove this moustache before I die of some STD” <— Dat right there is funny!
To: navysealdad
To: GrandJediMasterYoda
I prefer men to have beards....not like the Robertson’s of course, but nice beards, and mustaches.
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posted on
12/01/2014 4:40:28 PM PST
by
Kackikat
To: Kackikat
My beard, the one time I tried to grow one, looked like feral brillo pads were using my face to protest a brillo-killing cop. Is that good enough?
A mustache, on me, looks like I sneezed a couple of brillo pads out...
To: navysealdad
Considered THE sharpest blade in the world...and what I use with this shaving soap.
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posted on
12/01/2014 4:44:36 PM PST
by
newfreep
("Evil succeeds when good men do nothting" - Edmund Burke)
To: CH3CN
My husband has had a mustache ever since I’ve known him. He shaved it off last summer and I hardly recognized him... I shaved my mustache and beard once, in college. My roommate laughed and called me "kneecap". I haven't shaved since.
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posted on
12/01/2014 4:47:01 PM PST
by
COBOL2Java
(I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
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