SHAVE off a mustache.... I thought he only way to remove it manly was to use a pair of rusty pliers to grab a plier jaw full of ‘stache hair at a time and just yank it out....
Or was I thinking what would be the most PAINFUL way of getting rid of a mustache...
I wouldn’t know as I never had one, now my one aunt, she had one that would double for Caesar romero’s ‘stache.....
Luckily, she was not genetically related to the family and only married into it....