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***THE OFFICIAL WEDNESDAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 11/26/2014 5:22:07 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: BenLurkin
Awwwwwwwwwww....So Sweet! LOL!
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posted on
11/26/2014 6:33:18 AM PST
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: verga
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posted on
11/26/2014 6:34:50 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
TOP 25 Happy Thanksgiving!!!!
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posted on
11/26/2014 6:40:52 AM PST
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
To: BenLurkin
Hey some of my neighbors resemble that remark.
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posted on
11/26/2014 6:41:51 AM PST
by
verga
(You anger Catholics by telling them a lie, you anger protestants by telling them the truth.)
To: Lucky9teen
My niece just texted me asking if I was joining them for 3am shopping Friday morning. I mean, really.
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posted on
11/26/2014 6:46:20 AM PST
by
thefactor
(yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
To: verga
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posted on
11/26/2014 7:08:08 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: thefactor
My Black Friday plans......I’m going to the range. I might go to the Marine Corps Exchange and see what kind of deal I can get on a Mossberg 464 lever action 30-30.
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posted on
11/26/2014 7:09:26 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: CrazyIvan
Oh yeah?
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posted on
11/26/2014 7:11:37 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
Thanksgiving Divorce A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"
She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy answered, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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posted on
11/26/2014 7:17:17 AM PST
by
Col Freeper
(FR: A smorgasbord of Conservative Mindfood - dig in and enjoy it!)
To: fredhead
Nice.
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posted on
11/26/2014 7:18:45 AM PST
by
thefactor
(yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
To: dayglored
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posted on
11/26/2014 7:22:58 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: thefactor
That one's UGLY!!!! I'm looking at this version:
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posted on
11/26/2014 7:23:01 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: Lucky9teen
Thanks Lucky and to you and yours, have a Happy Thanksgiving.
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posted on
11/26/2014 7:29:34 AM PST
by
SZonian
(Throwing our allegiances to political parties in the long run gave away our liberty.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/26/2014 7:34:17 AM PST
by
Heartlander
(Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse OÂ’Leary)
To: Heartlander
Should say “Seasons Beatings”
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posted on
11/26/2014 7:34:53 AM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/26/2014 7:43:20 AM PST
by
Heartlander
(Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse OÂ’Leary)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/26/2014 7:43:59 AM PST
by
Heartlander
(Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse OÂ’Leary)
To: thefactor
The Top 14 Upcoming Thanksgiving-Themed Movies:
14. To Kill A Walking Bird
13. My Best Friend’s Dressing
12. The Texas Coleslaw Massacre
11. Casserolablanca
10. The Fabulous Baster Boys
9. 12 Hungry Men
8. Silence of the Yams
7. For Love of The Game Hen
6. I Know What You Ate Last Winter
5. All the President’s Menu
4. White Meat Can’t Jump
3. When Harry Met Salad
2. The Story of U.S.
and the Number 1 Upcoming Thanksgiving-Themed Movie...
1. The Wing and I
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posted on
11/26/2014 7:49:29 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: dfwgator
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posted on
11/26/2014 7:51:31 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: verga
“I am truly thankful that I am not a liberal.”
Ding ding ding... Winner winner turkey dinner.
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posted on
11/26/2014 7:55:01 AM PST
by
EQAndyBuzz
(You can't spell liberal without label.)
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