[Slings and Arrows]

Sarah Palin blamed in 3...2...

[Slings and Arrows]

Troopers Release Brief on Underwear Bandit

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[MeshugeMikey]

ahem....

apparently obie has spies up there...

[OneWingedShark]

[Alaska] Troopers Release Brief on Underwear Bandit

“I can't believe there is an actual underwear bandit,” she said.

Just wait until it turns out to be a pair of bandits, namely a couple of boxers…

[Cicero]

Troopers release brief? It thought it was the underwear bandit who was taking them.

[Drango]

0bama!

[smokingfrog]

Someone should tell Hannah she’ll never catch anything with those Victoria’s Secret fish nets. They’re way too flimsy.

[Paladin2]

"Troopers are reminding the public not to leave their homes underware unsecured "

Get a safe.

[Paladin2]

"Troopers are reminding the public not to leave their homes underwear unsecured "

Get a safe.

[Beowulf9]

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Panty bandits are an odd bunch, but often have a strikingly similar, eccentric profile.

When they take their loot home, they not only treat it very carefully, but fold it up, sometimes put it in an envelope, then record the date and time when they stole it. That is, they carefully label the evidence of every crime.

Some of them go to great lengths to get their prizes. I remember one “Spider-Man” who climbed up the side of a five story building, at night, to get into an open window, located and stole the panties, and made his escape, without waking his victim.

Of course, when the police finally catch them, they might quickly solve dozens of crimes, often with the victims having no idea they were burglarized.

[Salamander]

The jokes just write themselves ping.

[Trillian]

[muir_redwoods]

This case will require an under cover operation.