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[Alaska] Troopers Release Brief on Underwear Bandit
KMXT FM ^ | 11/12/14 | Jay Barrett

Posted on 11/16/2014 1:47:56 PM PST by Slings and Arrows

During the past week, Alaska State Troopers in Kodiak have received a series of burglary reports, criminal trespass, and theft that they believe are related. The troopers say citizens are returning home to find their residences have been entered and various items, but mostly womens' underwear, have been stolen and or rifled through.

While investigating these crimes, AST has learned that other citizens in town have encountered similar events in the recent months, but have not reported them to law enforcement.

One of those is Hannah Clark, a fisherman who lives in Bells Flats. She said she started noticing some of her things were moved around in her home over the summer when she'd come back in from fishing. She said it didn't really sink in until today (Wednesday) that those incidents and her missing underwear were related.

“I can't believe there is an actual underwear bandit,” she said.

What makes it worse, Clark said, is she just got a $150 order from Victoria Secrets and they're all gone. Clark said at least the underwear bandit has good taste.

Troopers are reminding the public not to leave their homes unsecured and to be vigilant of their surroundings, and to report any suspicious activity. The investigation by troopers is ongoing and they're asking anyone with further information regarding this or similar activity, contact them at 486-4121.


TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl
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1 posted on 11/16/2014 1:47:56 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Troopers Release Brief on Underwear Bandit



2 posted on 11/16/2014 1:49:09 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
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To: Slings and Arrows
ahem....

apparently obie has spies up there...


3 posted on 11/16/2014 1:49:09 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Buy that man a Panther Whizz Ale!


4 posted on 11/16/2014 1:50:11 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
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To: Slings and Arrows

That’s racist!


5 posted on 11/16/2014 1:50:17 PM PST by humblegunner (Why hello, Captain Trips.)
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[Alaska] Troopers Release Brief on Underwear Bandit

“I can't believe there is an actual underwear bandit,” she said.

Just wait until it turns out to be a pair of bandits, namely a couple of boxers…

6 posted on 11/16/2014 1:52:25 PM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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Troopers release brief? It thought it was the underwear bandit who was taking them.


7 posted on 11/16/2014 1:52:47 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Slings and Arrows

0bama!


8 posted on 11/16/2014 1:53:27 PM PST by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: humblegunner
That’s racist!

I have planned my escape.


9 posted on 11/16/2014 1:55:39 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
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To: Slings and Arrows

LMAO


10 posted on 11/16/2014 1:56:23 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: OneWingedShark

11 posted on 11/16/2014 1:58:18 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
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To: dfwgator

Been waiting SO long to use that...


12 posted on 11/16/2014 1:58:46 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
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To: MeshugeMikey

I dig it. Have you thought of submitting that one to The Peoples Cube?


13 posted on 11/16/2014 1:59:01 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Slings and Arrows

LOL — I think we both need help.


14 posted on 11/16/2014 1:59:57 PM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Someone should tell Hannah she’ll never catch anything with those Victoria’s Secret fish nets. They’re way too flimsy.


15 posted on 11/16/2014 2:19:29 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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Way back in the un-PC 60’s in USMC Boot Camp, we had courses on ‘wetproofing’ (surviving while in uniform, in the water)....the instructor bellowed out as we were jumping in to “Watch the soul brothers - they’re ‘sinkers’ and will drop like rocks!”


16 posted on 11/16/2014 2:27:13 PM PST by ErnBatavia (It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign, number sign, or octothorpe. ###)
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"Troopers are reminding the public not to leave their homes underware unsecured "

Get a safe.

17 posted on 11/16/2014 2:35:15 PM PST by Paladin2
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To: smokingfrog

I don’t think she’s after salmon.


18 posted on 11/16/2014 2:35:43 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
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To: Paladin2

It’s a pity that claymores are illegal for home use.


19 posted on 11/16/2014 2:37:03 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
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To: ErnBatavia

Ummm...did they?


20 posted on 11/16/2014 2:38:01 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
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