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Jose Canseco tweets about losing finger at poker
Fox News ^
| November 15, 2015
Posted on 11/15/2014 1:05:06 PM PST by jazusamo
Misfortune continues to deal hard-luck former slugger Jose Canseco a bad hand.
Canseco said on Twitter Friday night that he was playing cards at poker tournament in Las Vegas Friday when his badly injured middle finger on his left hand fell off.
The confessed steroid cheat accidentally shot himself in the hand last month while cleaning his gun at home. Doctors attempted to save it, apparently without success.
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TOPICS: Sports; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: canseco; fingerfallsoff; josecanseco; napl; poker
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Don't you just hate it when your finger falls off playing poker.
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posted on
11/15/2014 1:05:06 PM PST
by
jazusamo
To: jazusamo
I’m not going to bet my left testicle at the next poker game after reading this.
To: jazusamo
The confessed steroid cheat accidentally shot himself in the hand last month while cleaning his gunThe Second Amendment applies to all Americans, that includes the terminally stupid.
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posted on
11/15/2014 1:08:05 PM PST
by
South40
(Hillary Clinton was a "great secretary of state". - Texas Governor Rick Perry)
To: BipolarBob
Be very careful when cleaning guns. Ouch
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posted on
11/15/2014 1:08:43 PM PST
by
jazusamo
(0bama to go 'full-Mussolini' after elections: Mark Levin)
To: jazusamo
At least no one said “I’ll see that finger and raise you a hand.”
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posted on
11/15/2014 1:08:58 PM PST
by
reg45
(Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
To: jazusamo
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posted on
11/15/2014 1:09:39 PM PST
by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
To: jazusamo
Taking strip poker one step too far
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posted on
11/15/2014 1:10:30 PM PST
by
muir_redwoods
("He is a very shallow critic who cannot see an eternal rebel in the heart of a conservative." G.K .C)
To: BipolarBob
I’m not going to bet my left testicle at the next poker game after reading this.
I'll see your testicle and raise you a....oh never mind. Don't want to get banned.
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posted on
11/15/2014 1:11:20 PM PST
by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
To: jazusamo
When he lost the hand, he gave his opponent the finger.
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posted on
11/15/2014 1:11:45 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(Measure with a micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with an axe)
To: jazusamo
I’ve had BAD DAYS, but never lost an appendage. I suspect that Jose knows enough to keep the REAL REASON under wraps, as that could really cause have a life-changing impact on him.
But hopefully he gets some help...virtually every state now has a gambling hotline.
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posted on
11/15/2014 1:11:56 PM PST
by
BobL
(Don't forget - Today's Russians learn math WITHOUT calculators.)
To: jazusamo
He’s a loon.
Just the other day he was tweeting about how great it is that we can fly comets all over the galaxy.
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posted on
11/15/2014 1:13:02 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(You can't half ass conservatism.)
To: freedumb2003
I figured his opponent might have broken it off after getting the bird.
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posted on
11/15/2014 1:14:59 PM PST
by
jazusamo
(0bama to go 'full-Mussolini' after elections: Mark Levin)
To: jazusamo
I’ve heard of losing your shirt, but this is ridiculous!
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posted on
11/15/2014 1:15:31 PM PST
by
Cowboy Bob
(They are called "Liberals" because the word "parasite" was already taken.)
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posted on
11/15/2014 1:17:20 PM PST
by
jazusamo
(0bama to go 'full-Mussolini' after elections: Mark Levin)
To: jazusamo
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posted on
11/15/2014 1:18:45 PM PST
by
SaxxonWoods
(Life is good.)
To: cripplecreek
Just the other day he was tweeting about how great it is that we can fly comets all over the galaxy. .
No, gotta be a joke. Unless he thinks it's like a space age version of the Silver Comet?
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posted on
11/15/2014 1:19:09 PM PST
by
NativeSon
( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the Disco)
To: NativeSon
He says a lot of weird crap.
Lots of fastballs to the head or something.
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posted on
11/15/2014 1:20:18 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(You can't half ass conservatism.)
To: jazusamo
Isn’t he a convicted felon? With a gun? Hmmm..
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posted on
11/15/2014 1:20:38 PM PST
by
PROCON
(OK 'pubs, let's get 'er done in 2015 or 2016 won't bode w has about had it ell for you.)
To: jazusamo
I’m guessing that ‘I was cleaning my gun and it went off’ once again really means ‘I was doing something stupid with it that I don’t want to publicly admit’.
Once again.
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posted on
11/15/2014 1:23:17 PM PST
by
Riley
(The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
To: jazusamo
Makes it harder to Hold ‘Em.
Forget Five-O, now he can only play Four-O.
He can only Countdown to four.
He’s just a Four Card Stud now.
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posted on
11/15/2014 1:25:47 PM PST
by
bgill
(CDC site, "we still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
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