Predicted headlines for Wednesday, November 5th (post them here)

11/02/14 | self

[keat]

Republicans gain House and Senate, must now show they can govern in a bi-partisan manner

[Usagi_yo]

Elections have consequences.

[AnglePark]

Republican Election Wave Fails to Materialize! Turnout Amongst Republicans and Independents Lower than 2010 Mid-terms! Dems Hold Senate, Lose Few House Seats!

Same old mess...

[mikrofon]

Ghost of Peter Jennings Haunts ABC Election Set,
Says Voters 'Have Another Temper Tantrum'

[Resettozero]

“Death of the Tea Party results in GOP victory”

GOPe and Lib pundits will preach this for months.

[Sasparilla]

” Grand Jury does not indict Wilson. Riots imminent.”

[Resettozero]

Perhaps she can send homemade pornos of her being sick to the garage so that he doesn’t have to go online and be unfaithful with other images of sick women.

(Credit for that idea goes to Jennifer Lawrence.)

[mcjordansc]

Democrats win governor races in key states, California, New York and Pennsylvania.

[TomGuy]

2014 Democrat Shellacking, 2010 Redux

[Larry381]

Wed Nov 5th, 2014 HEADLINE
-President Obama Chides Democratic Lawmakers who were Badly Beaten by Republican Women Haters and Racists in Tuesdays election. "I told these fools all along that unless they let me campaign for them they would take a beating so see what happened"
Mr Obama also claimed he was misquoted by MSNBC and The New York Times when he stated that both he and Michelle could "catch the stink of racism" among the "white devils even in my own party."

[Heart-Rest]

Colts Beat Giants 44-10

(Oh, wait, that's the Tuesday headline...)

:-)

[Resettozero]

Watch for that direct quote to pop up somewhere else.

[spintreebob]

“Democrats keep it close and win in a repudiation of Right Wing extremism tsunami that had been predicted”

It will be called “close” regardless of the margin.

[Red in Blue PA]

Actually, the dems got their message out, which is why they will likely lose.

[Larry381]

Today it has been revealed that Sen Harry Reid is secretly married to Reggie Love. Reid was quoted as saying-"Yeah he's my man and I don't give a sh*t who knows it"
Senator Reid has been summoned to the White House for a private meeting with the president.

[SES1066]

EBOLA MUTATION DISCOVERED AT CAPITOL HILL

Air-born Ebola forces close of House and Senate

President to Rule by Executive Orders until Health Scare Over

Congress to return by 2017

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Bruce Braley drops the “r” from his name...

[blueunicorn6]

Democrats Finish Second In Most Races!
Republicans Finish Next-To-Last In Most Races!

Yeah, it’s an old joke about Pravda.

[billhilly]

Bill Clinton still plugging Democrat women.

[NoKoolAidforMe]

Rob Astorino, conservative, defeats presidential hopeful Andrew Cuomo in New York and becomes first republican governor in 20 years.

Hillary sits in her room cackling uncontrollably.