Posted on 10/31/2014 12:18:51 PM PDT by Redcitizen
More than 60 years after its last confirmed sighting, a strange deer with vampire-like fangs still persists in the rugged forested slopes of northeast Afghanistan according to a research team led by the Wildlife Conservation Society (WCS), which confirmed the species presence during recent surveys.
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Just bad orthodonture, sweetie. Not your fault.
First, I’d like to know how the vampire deer scheme is supposed to benefit us.
Well, since they are over there, they get to drain the precious bodily fluids from people who otherwise would be here going all jihad crazy.
And since vampires are subordinate to the one who created them, the now drained and reanimated jihadis are enthralled to the deer.
Who are enthralled by me.
It is a plan, is a GOOD plan!
*insert thunder clap and insane laughter here*
So all the former Afghan jihadis will be peacefully grazing in the shrubbery. Or, you could make them all run in front of trucks.
Yes!
Graze, shuffle, snuffle, then dart into traffic with that crazed look!
The deer could not be photographed since they were wearing veils. It is Afghanistan after all.
Unicorns- deerly departed .
Chupacabra? The chupacabra (”goat sucker”) is an animal said to be unknown to science and systemically killing animals in places like Puerto Rico, Miami, Nicaragua, Chile, and Mexico. The creature’s name originated with the discovery of some dead goats in Puerto Rico with puncture wounds in their necks and their blood allegedly drained. According to UFO Magazine (March/April 1996) there have been more than 2,000 reported cases of animal mutilations in Puerto Rico attributed to the chupacabra.
No one believes you.
No one.
Drats!
I believe you. You never gave my deer fangs. And thanks for that!
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