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Rushed to the hospital in the DR's Fiat?
1 posted on 10/17/2014 3:53:40 PM PDT by Citizen Zed
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To: Citizen Zed

Now there’s a problem Hillary could actually solve!

;-)


26 posted on 10/17/2014 4:10:44 PM PDT by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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I’m trying to envision the mechanics of how this is at all possible and can’t. Dilating the woman’s uterus broke the suction, lol? What, was it blown up like a balloon?


29 posted on 10/17/2014 4:13:42 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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Moby Dick


30 posted on 10/17/2014 4:15:37 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 ("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione.")
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Hey, I think I've been there - - the town, that is.

It's a destination on some Mediterranean cruises to Italy.

-PJ

31 posted on 10/17/2014 4:16:05 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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cold water usually works fine


33 posted on 10/17/2014 4:17:59 PM PDT by jyro (French-like Democrats wave the white flag of surrender while we are winning)
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At least they didn’t get crabs.


34 posted on 10/17/2014 4:21:01 PM PDT by TigersEye (ISIS is the tip of the spear. The spear is Islam.)
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Did they find Nemo?


35 posted on 10/17/2014 4:21:08 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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but DR’s Fiat couldn’t start.......


36 posted on 10/17/2014 4:21:19 PM PDT by traumer
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why didn’t they just hose em down with some cold water? works for dogs


37 posted on 10/17/2014 4:24:17 PM PDT by rolling_stone (1984)
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I bet a circling Great White shark would have done the trick.


39 posted on 10/17/2014 4:25:29 PM PDT by Keli Kilohana (Editor, ZARR CHASM CHRONICAL [sic], Sore, WV)
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Talk about a ‘squeeze’.


42 posted on 10/17/2014 4:53:44 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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WTF! Was he on Cialis? An erection that lasts more than 4 hours requires immediate medical help. Priapism must be treated as soon as possible or lasting damage can happen to your penis, including the ability to have erections

Guess this guy got immediate medical help! :)

Or a big pic of Helen Thomas might have done the trick!


43 posted on 10/17/2014 4:54:27 PM PDT by GGpaX4DumpedTea (I am a Tea Party descendant...steeped in the Constitutional Republic given to us by the Founders)
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Sounds more like this Italian mistakenly used Super Glue as a lubricant. Ouch.


44 posted on 10/17/2014 4:55:03 PM PDT by CdMGuy
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Sea of Amore...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-b_PiTQ0xE


46 posted on 10/17/2014 4:56:58 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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There once was a newlywed couple named Kelly,
Who spent their honeymoon belly to belly,
Because in their haste,
They used library paste,
Instead of lubricant jelly.
49 posted on 10/17/2014 5:08:17 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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Are the red snapper biting in the Adriatic this time of year?


60 posted on 10/17/2014 5:50:15 PM PDT by eartrumpet
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At least it wasn’t a gay couple.


64 posted on 10/17/2014 6:03:02 PM PDT by Argus
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Rrrrright! We’re expected to believe this?


66 posted on 10/17/2014 6:08:51 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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Stealer’s Wheel - Stuck in the Middle With You.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DohRa9lsx0Q

(I decided not to use the Reservoir Dogs version)


69 posted on 10/17/2014 6:26:42 PM PDT by dfwgator (The "Fire Muschamp" tagline is back!)
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The power of a woman ,gotta'm
76 posted on 10/17/2014 7:58:29 PM PDT by piroque ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
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