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Italian couple hospitalized after having sex at sea
Standard Freeholder / QMI Agency ^ | 10-17-2014

Posted on 10/17/2014 3:53:40 PM PDT by Citizen Zed

A private moment quickly turned embarrassing for an Italian couple who got stuck to each other while having sex in the Adriatic Sea.

Taking advantage of a relatively deserted beach at Porto San Giorgio on Italy's east coast earlier this week, the pair took their passions to the sea but was reportedly unable to separate due to "suction" caused by the surrounding water, Il Mattino reports.

The duo remained stuck in the water briefly until they were able to summon a woman walking the shore for help. The woman brought them a towel as they struggled out of the water, Italy's The Local reports.

A doctor was called to the scene and the couple was rushed to hospital, where the woman's uterus was dilated to relieve pressure and allow the two to separate.

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To: OwenKellogg

“I’m just glad no Freepers were involved.”

A thread like this and no post by Laz!!!

Looking mighty suspicious to me!


41 posted on 10/17/2014 4:45:33 PM PDT by Gadsden1st
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To: Citizen Zed

Talk about a ‘squeeze’.


42 posted on 10/17/2014 4:53:44 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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To: Citizen Zed

WTF! Was he on Cialis? An erection that lasts more than 4 hours requires immediate medical help. Priapism must be treated as soon as possible or lasting damage can happen to your penis, including the ability to have erections

Guess this guy got immediate medical help! :)

Or a big pic of Helen Thomas might have done the trick!


43 posted on 10/17/2014 4:54:27 PM PDT by GGpaX4DumpedTea (I am a Tea Party descendant...steeped in the Constitutional Republic given to us by the Founders)
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To: Citizen Zed

Sounds more like this Italian mistakenly used Super Glue as a lubricant. Ouch.


44 posted on 10/17/2014 4:55:03 PM PDT by CdMGuy
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To: CdMGuy

I thought it was another version of the old joke.

Punch line: ...and a dog ran up and threw a bucket of water on them.


45 posted on 10/17/2014 4:56:51 PM PDT by FirstFlaBn
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To: Citizen Zed

Sea of Amore...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-b_PiTQ0xE


46 posted on 10/17/2014 4:56:58 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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To: blueunicorn6
“Did they find Nemo?”

It sure wasn't Mr Limpet.

47 posted on 10/17/2014 5:04:40 PM PDT by MPJackal ("From my cold dead hands.")
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To: TigersEye

Must have been hot water as no “shrinkage” was involved.


48 posted on 10/17/2014 5:08:06 PM PDT by spokeshave (He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people,)
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To: Citizen Zed
There once was a newlywed couple named Kelly,
Who spent their honeymoon belly to belly,
Because in their haste,
They used library paste,
Instead of lubricant jelly.
49 posted on 10/17/2014 5:08:17 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: CdMGuy

See my #49 ;-)


50 posted on 10/17/2014 5:09:15 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: miserare
Nature abhors a vacuum.

In this case nature vacuums a whore.

51 posted on 10/17/2014 5:10:32 PM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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To: MPJackal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c_PP0_DsJM


52 posted on 10/17/2014 5:15:59 PM PDT by Pelham ("This is how they do it in Mexico"- California State Motto)
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To: Don Corleone

I would call everyone I know!!


53 posted on 10/17/2014 5:18:57 PM PDT by Afterguard (Liberals will let you do anything you want, as long as it's mandatory.)
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To: spokeshave

I would think the fear of drowning might induce a little shrinkage.


54 posted on 10/17/2014 5:22:22 PM PDT by TigersEye (ISIS is the tip of the spear. The spear is Islam.)
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To: Liberty Valance

“When....she....says what the hell, let’s go find a motel, that’s amore,

“When it’s quarter to four and she yells out for more, you’re in love...........

“When her husband walks in, then you’ll know you’re not dreaming, signore,

“When....you’re found dead in bed with a hole in your head, that’s.....amore!


55 posted on 10/17/2014 5:23:49 PM PDT by elcid1970 ("I am a radicalized infidel.")
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To: spokeshave

Must have been hot water as no “shrinkage” was involved.


Nah, it just shows one part shrank more than the other part..^:)


56 posted on 10/17/2014 5:33:55 PM PDT by az_gila
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To: MPJackal

That, is a good one.


57 posted on 10/17/2014 5:38:36 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: TigersEye
fear of drowning might induce a little shrinkage

Wood floats brother.


58 posted on 10/17/2014 5:45:35 PM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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To: Fightin Whitey

You’re exaggerating ... as usual. lol


59 posted on 10/17/2014 5:48:01 PM PDT by TigersEye (ISIS is the tip of the spear. The spear is Islam.)
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To: Citizen Zed

Are the red snapper biting in the Adriatic this time of year?


60 posted on 10/17/2014 5:50:15 PM PDT by eartrumpet
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