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Dwarf handed colouring book and crayons by waitress while on a date with fiancee
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11153799/Dwarf-handed-colouring-book-and-cra ^ | 10/10/2014 | By Tom Brooks-Pollock

Posted on 10/10/2014 10:41:47 AM PDT by redreno

A dwarf took his fiancee to a restaurant for a romantic meal and was handed a children's colouring book and crayons by a waitress.

James Lusted, 26, who is 3ft 7ins, was on a date at a Harvester Inn in Cardiff with his fiancee, Chloe Roberts, who is 5ft 7ins, when the waitress picked up two menus, the crayons and a colouring book.

It was only when the waitress heard James's deep voice that she realised her mistake, and didn't serve the couple for the rest of evening.

But Mr Lusted and his bride-to-be, 20, who are from Colwyn Bay, North Wales, saw the funny side.

Mr Lusted said: "As I said thank you to the waitress she heard my voice and knew I wasn't a child.

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


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To: humblegunner

Sounds like your little guy is doing all right.


21 posted on 10/10/2014 10:51:03 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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To: WayneS

Different thread.


22 posted on 10/10/2014 10:51:07 AM PDT by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: Rebel_Ace

He may look like a kid, but he’s always Lusted in his heart…


23 posted on 10/10/2014 10:52:14 AM PDT by mikrofon (W/E Bump)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

He sure gets around, last I heard he was working the circus circuit in Mexico.

Never one to be idle, him.


24 posted on 10/10/2014 10:52:41 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Gamecock

Dang, though she is a tad chubby, she is pretty cute.


25 posted on 10/10/2014 10:53:05 AM PDT by catfish1957 (Everything I needed to know about Islam was written on 11 Sep 2001)
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To: Yaelle

“Also, if it is a blind date, some can be boring.”

Then play with the dog.


26 posted on 10/10/2014 10:55:19 AM PDT by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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To: mikrofon
He may look like a kid, but he’s always Lusted in his heart…

At least he won't have to bend down for any motorboating.

27 posted on 10/10/2014 10:58:12 AM PDT by catfish1957 (Everything I needed to know about Islam was written on 11 Sep 2001)
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To: redreno

28 posted on 10/10/2014 10:58:48 AM PDT by afraidfortherepublic
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To: afraidfortherepublic
$20 tip for any waitress who does this to Robert B. Reich....


29 posted on 10/10/2014 11:03:29 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Hey Obama: If Islamic State is not Islamic, then why did you give Osama Bin Laden a muslim funeral?)
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To: a fool in paradise

lol


30 posted on 10/10/2014 11:05:56 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: redreno

did he color in it anyway?


31 posted on 10/10/2014 11:06:59 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: redreno

Who reported this to the press?


32 posted on 10/10/2014 11:07:15 AM PDT by Cowboy Bob (They are called "Liberals" because the word "parasite" was already taken.)
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To: Genoa

Yeah my feeling as well.

No whining about disrespect or PC BS. Just no big deal over an honest mistake.


33 posted on 10/10/2014 11:09:14 AM PDT by cripplecreek
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To: redreno

He’s obviously big on Crayolas.


34 posted on 10/10/2014 11:10:30 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: redreno

LOL! Back in the mid 70’s I had long straight very light blonde hair. Cut nice, it came to my shoulders. I was sitting with my family at Wyatt’s cafeteria and the waitress came up from behind me and asked, “Ma’am....Sir... whatever...what would you like to drink?”. It was during the summer so I had grown a light blondish brown beard...I turned around and she said...”Your beautiful! Tea?”...I laughed my butt off. I was pampered the rest of the afternoon by her. I was 16 and the waitress was 25, nice looking. That was the first time an older woman found me attractive!


35 posted on 10/10/2014 11:16:39 AM PDT by Dallas59
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To: redreno

I’m sorry.....that’s just REALLY REALLY FUNNY wherever you’re from!


36 posted on 10/10/2014 11:25:43 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: redreno

Good on James!


37 posted on 10/10/2014 11:31:10 AM PDT by jwalsh07
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To: Buckeye McFrog

such a shame, that he had to suffer, so I could laugh.. this is freaking funny...


38 posted on 10/10/2014 11:31:29 AM PDT by Chuzzlewit
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To: redreno

In defense of the waitress, he has a very young-looking face.


39 posted on 10/10/2014 11:34:39 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (The cure has become worse than the disease. Support an end to the WOD now.)
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To: Gamecock

Obvious danger of suffocation there.


40 posted on 10/10/2014 11:48:44 AM PDT by skeptoid (the thot plickens)
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