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Washington Redskins hold press conference to reveal their name change
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| 9/29/14
Posted on 09/29/2014 6:09:46 PM PDT by yorkie
Today, the owner of the Washington Redskins, Dan Snyder, announced that the team has agreed unanimously to change their name, after receiving so much national controversy.
This, from Mr. Snyder: "Today, we made the decision to agree to change the name of our team. Instead of "Washington Redskins", we will now be legally known as "REDSKINS". (We removed the name 'Washington', as it was too embarassing.)"
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: brilliant; donetodeath; freepmuch; washingtonredskins
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To: Telepathic Intruder
I wonder what Iowa Hawk would say.
To: Responsibility2nd
I hadn’t read the ‘new rules’, Responsibility2nd. I’m so sorry my post upset you - and any others. I will ask the mods to remove it, then.
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posted on
09/29/2014 6:31:18 PM PDT
by
yorkie
To: yorkie
Any truth to the rumor they are moving the team to Nashville and renaming it the Nashville Rednecks?
To: yorkie
I don’t mind satire, but I do hate sarcasm. I think anyone whom posts a sarcastic reply without a /sarc tag should be zotted, banned and forced to spend a week with humblegunner.
Grrrr some more.
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posted on
09/29/2014 6:34:30 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: kinsman redeemer
Call them the “Washington ReagansThat would be good, because it would make rat liberal, socialist, and communist heads explode. It would be a beautiful thing. They would be screaming for the Redskin name to be reinstated.
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posted on
09/29/2014 6:45:22 PM PDT
by
Mark17
(So we tanned his hide when he died Clyde and that's it hanging on the shed. Altogether now)
To: yorkie
Satire? True? Hopefully true.
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posted on
09/29/2014 7:14:08 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(I Was Told Nobody Is Perfect But Yet, Here I Am)
To: Starstruck
Yes! We’ve suddenly become way too dumb to figure out satire when it’s posted. We need help!
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posted on
09/29/2014 7:15:38 PM PDT
by
EDINVA
To: kinsman redeemer
The Washington Reaganite’s would be just fine with me!
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posted on
09/29/2014 7:19:26 PM PDT
by
US_MilitaryRules
(The last suit you wear has no pockets!)
To: TigersEye
THAT was the last straw for me. Used to be a diehard ‘Skins fan. Now? ha!
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posted on
09/29/2014 7:20:05 PM PDT
by
EDINVA
To: yorkie
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posted on
09/29/2014 7:20:39 PM PDT
by
molson209
(Blank)
To: yorkie
Chutzpah punk.
You didn’t read the tablets, brought down from the mountain, where satire was part of the commandments?
You make me sick!
I will pray for you, to my golden calf and hope Aron doesn’t smite thee
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posted on
09/29/2014 7:25:14 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: Responsibility2nd; yorkie; humblegunner
She apologized and you come back with this? Shame on you! Why not just accept that apology and let it go? A little humor is much needed these days!
BTW...Perhaps someone should teach you some manners as you speak of another and don't bother to ping them. That is a no-no!
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posted on
09/29/2014 7:26:02 PM PDT
by
oldteen
To: Kickass Conservative
You know what they say, Loose Lips sink NFL Teams... Sick pun... but funny!!!
To: Responsibility2nd
I don’t mind satire, but I do hate sarcasm. I think anyone whom posts a sarcastic reply without a /sarc tag should be zotted, banned and forced to spend a week with humblegunner. Grrrr some more.
That was sarcasm wasn't it???
To: oldteen
What really frosts my cake is some goober who fails to recognize satire AND sarcasm. Ban and zot them.
But I know you are also playing along and do ‘get it’ as is evident by your funny and witty reply.
Grrrr at you too.
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posted on
09/29/2014 7:55:05 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: tired&retired
Only the part about spending a week with Humble. I might be a hateful SOB, but I’m not THAT sick.
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posted on
09/29/2014 7:56:34 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: yorkie
The Washington “Bitch-Set-Me-Ups”
To: Telepathic Intruder
Make that Whitey slave holding scum!
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posted on
09/29/2014 8:14:13 PM PDT
by
Jim from C-Town
(The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
To: yorkie
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posted on
09/29/2014 8:14:32 PM PDT
by
yldstrk
(My heroes have always been cowboys)
To: SamAdams76
We are supposed to have it explained to us up front that this is satire.If it ain't fishin, fightin or the limbic limbo they got to draw us a picture.
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posted on
09/29/2014 8:23:20 PM PDT
by
Stentor
(Maybe the Goldman Sachs thing is just a coincidence. /S)
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