Posted on 09/27/2014 10:31:38 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
A man who farted in a police officers face twice has been locked up for breaching a community order.
Malcolm Gill, from Longfield Avenue in Dalton, also admitted referring to the policeman as You black b*****d, you terrorist, when he appeared in court in February.
The 46-year-old reportedly span around and broke wind in the officers face while at Huddersfield police station, examiner.co.uk reported.
He was called to the station in January while on bail for theft.
Gill received a 12-month community order as a result of the racially-aggravated harassment conviction but failed to adhere to the rules of the sentence.
An arrest warrant was issued for him when he didnt turn up to court after being accused of breaching the order.
He was jailed for 18 weeks on Wednesday when he was found guilty of failing to show up to appointments.
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“Big Bottom” is my very favorite Spinal Tap of all time.
Mine too, with “B*tch School” a close second.
My wife, before she became my wife, hated that song. Because I’d sing it to her all the time. when she got miffed, I’d casually explain to her that not one of her friends has a boyfriend/husband that cared enough about them to sing to them.
I mean, with lyrics like that, what woman wouldn’t swoon? Especially combined with my voice. Wich has a lovely 5 octave range that sounds suspiciously like a Basset
hound with it’s ears caught in a car door...
Amazing we ever got married now that I think of it ;)
Sex Farm gets my vote for No.2
The saddest of all farts really...
A good one, but I’d put “Christmas with The Devil” ahead of it. (I like the ones that are blatantly trolling, obviously.)
I am truly dreading the day that some loser hipster in Hollywood trips over a copy of the VHS/DVD and thinks “Dude, I so gotta remake this!”
You know it’s gonna happen. It will star the unfunniest people, Add a gay guy and a minority female, be scripted by some first time writer from Brooklyn and be about a Dubstep act.
I hope to G-d that you are wrong.
Me too. But they ruined everything else. I figure Spinal and Buckaroo Banzi are due for desicration anytime now.
On David Letterman’s final show: BamBam and Mooche Obola will fart the alphabet on The View which will be aired live on CNN.
What I want to know is why the Cop was on his hands and knees. Either that or the UK has no height restrictions to be a Cop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBfzfzBlzu4
That would be Ronny Cox.
I can imagine the trouble he’d be in if he had sharted instead!
Farted in his face? What was the cops face doing in the perp’s ass?
IIRC, it was Martin Mull who recorded “Theme from Belligerence”, by the Dueling Tubas, after the Deliverance movie came out.
An old vid can be found on youtube. Just him on a tuba, no horn evident.
The perp “span around”?
He really brang it on, huh?
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