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Man jailed after farting in police officer’s face – twice
Metro [UK] ^
| 26 Sep 2014
Posted on 09/27/2014 10:31:38 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
A man who farted in a police officer’s face twice has been locked up for breaching a community order.
Malcolm Gill, from Longfield Avenue in Dalton, also admitted referring to the policeman as ‘You black b*****d, you terrorist,’ when he appeared in court in February.
The 46-year-old reportedly span around and broke wind in the officer’s face while at Huddersfield police station, examiner.co.uk reported.
He was called to the station in January while on bail for theft.
Gill received a 12-month community order as a result of the racially-aggravated harassment conviction but failed to adhere to the rules of the sentence.
An arrest warrant was issued for him when he didn’t turn up to court after being accused of breaching the order.
He was jailed for 18 weeks on Wednesday when he was found guilty of failing to show up to appointments.
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: napl
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He's lucky he wasn't charged with possessing a Weapon of Mass Destruction.
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
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posted on
09/27/2014 10:32:45 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
To: Slings and Arrows
Something about this story stinks.
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posted on
09/27/2014 10:35:09 PM PDT
by
skully
(Who farted??)
To: Slings and Arrows
He not only breached it, he breeched it.
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posted on
09/27/2014 10:41:31 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Slings and Arrows
you'd think once would be enough for the officer....
This thread's gonna get a hundred replys.
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posted on
09/27/2014 10:45:34 PM PDT
by
Bullish
(You ever notice that liberalism really just amounts to anti-morality?)
To: skully
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posted on
09/27/2014 10:46:49 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
To: Bullish
you'd think once would be enough for the officer....Yes, it doesn't pass the smell test. Did the cop actually hang around for another blast?
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posted on
09/27/2014 10:48:29 PM PDT
by
Mark17
(So we tanned his hide when he died Clyde and that's it hanging on the shed. Altogether now)
To: RichInOC
Good thing British cops are unarmed, or he could have breached a piece.
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posted on
09/27/2014 10:48:39 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
09/27/2014 10:50:14 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
09/27/2014 10:51:29 PM PDT
by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
To: Daffynition
“The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’”
-N. Tufnel, D. St Hubbins, D. Smalls
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posted on
09/27/2014 10:52:05 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
To: Veggie Todd
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posted on
09/27/2014 10:52:51 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
To: Slings and Arrows
I love the smell of a lit fahrt in the morning. It smells like victory.
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posted on
09/27/2014 10:56:37 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: tumblindice
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posted on
09/27/2014 10:59:47 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
To: Slings and Arrows
But were the farts in D minor?
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posted on
09/27/2014 11:10:59 PM PDT
by
Norm Lenhart
(How's that 'lesser evil' workin' out for ya?)
To: Norm Lenhart
That’s what AutoTune is for.
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posted on
09/27/2014 11:13:24 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
To: All
“I fart in your general direction.”
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posted on
09/27/2014 11:19:35 PM PDT
by
VerySadAmerican
(Liberals were raised by women or wimps. And they're all stupid.)
To: Slings and Arrows
In the movie ‘Deliverance’ they first tried “Dueling Tubas” and that guy (who wasn’t Jon Voight but went on to play the evil executive in “Robocop”) played a French horn.
But the tuba player kept passing out.
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posted on
09/27/2014 11:20:53 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: Bullish
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posted on
09/27/2014 11:27:05 PM PDT
by
Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
(Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
To: Norm Lenhart
“But were the farts in D minor?”
That’s sad!
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posted on
09/27/2014 11:29:03 PM PDT
by
Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
(Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
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