Why did Holder resign?
Maybe he wants to hold office...or something?
Let's hope better days are ahead, nonetheless...
Posted on 09/26/2014 5:55:54 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Why did Holder resign?
Maybe he wants to hold office...or something?
Let's hope better days are ahead, nonetheless...
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At a time when our moral standing in the world has been weakened by a rubber stamp Justice Department that placed the Bush Administration above the law, we now need someone who is objective and independent. And, make no mistake, eric holder is independent. ~ Debbie Wasserman Schultz
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There are a whole variety of reasons I want to be attorney general, a whole variety of things that I do as attorney general that go beyond national security. ~ Holder
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“If you want to call me an activist attorney general, I will proudly accept that label.
…[To critics that say there's an] activist civil rights division and this is an activist attorney general — I’d say I agree with you 1000 percent and [I am] proud of it.”
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I don't have any intention of resigning. ~ Holder
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10. His greyhound dog is named “Fast” and his Chihuahua is named “Furious.”
9. His voice cracks like Justin Bieber’s whenever he discusses the topic.
8. When he’s constipated, Fast & Furious is his go-to laxative.
7. Every Halloween he dresses like Paul Walker.
6. His right eye violently twitches every time Darrell Issa walks into the room or his name gets mentioned.
5. Roger Clemens tweeted, “Holder’s good. Real good …”
4. His nose grew 19 inches when he claimed no prior knowledge.
3. When he said he didn’t know about F&F his pants burst into flames. It’s true.
2. He keeps trying to change the subject to Solyndra.
1. King Samir Shabazz just stated on his blog, “Of course he knew, you stupid white cracker b*tches!”
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Q: If you put a cup in a cup holder,
and your toothbrush in a toothbrush holder,
what do you put in an Eric Holder?
A: Sodium pentathol
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FMCDH(BITS)
I was in a bar the other day and started to fondle a woman’s boobs like knobs on a radio dial.
“Bombay! Bombay!!!! Come in, Bombay!!”
She screamed and jumped back, “What the hell are do you think you are doing!!”
I resumed with the dialing - “I’m trying to get India.... Bombay! Bombay!!!...
When you are over sixty-five who gives a s***?
My answer.....a hog farm!
Holder really looks like the Meercat that is on the Honda Fit commercial that plays ever dasng time I use iheart radio...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7igfzxAHIxo
SUBJECT: MED SCHOOL EXAM
WHEN I SAW THE ENTRANCE EXAM FOR MEDICAL SCHOOL, I WAS PERPLEXED BY THIS QUESTION:_
“Rearrange the letters P-N-E-S-I to spell out the part of the human body that is most useful when erect.”
Those who spelled SPINE became doctors. The rest are members of Congress.
Some one asked me if I knew any good Muslim jokes.
“Barack Hussein Obama!”, I replied.
The guy is still laughing!
That is so creepy.
Red on the right and yellow on the left.
NOT my faulten.
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