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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 09/26/2014 5:55:54 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Why did Holder resign?
Maybe he wants to hold office...or something?


Let's hope better days are ahead, nonetheless...


Stupid Things Eric Holder Has Said Or That Have Been Said About Him

Though this nation has proudly thought of itself as an ethnic melting pot, in things racial we have always been and continue to be, in too many ways, essentially a nation of cowards. ~ Holder

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At a time when our moral standing in the world has been weakened by a rubber stamp Justice Department that placed the Bush Administration above the law, we now need someone who is objective and independent. And, make no mistake, eric holder is independent. ~ Debbie Wasserman Schultz

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There are a whole variety of reasons I want to be attorney general, a whole variety of things that I do as attorney general that go beyond national security. ~ Holder

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“If you want to call me an activist attorney general, I will proudly accept that label.

…[To critics that say there's an] activist civil rights division and this is an activist attorney general — I’d say I agree with you 1000 percent and [I am] proud of it.”

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I don't have any intention of resigning. ~ Holder

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Top 10 signs Eric Holder lied to congress and to America about Operation Fast and Furious:

10. His greyhound dog is named “Fast” and his Chihuahua is named “Furious.”

9. His voice cracks like Justin Bieber’s whenever he discusses the topic.

8. When he’s constipated, Fast & Furious is his go-to laxative.

7. Every Halloween he dresses like Paul Walker.

6. His right eye violently twitches every time Darrell Issa walks into the room or his name gets mentioned.

5. Roger Clemens tweeted, “Holder’s good. Real good …”

4. His nose grew 19 inches when he claimed no prior knowledge.

3. When he said he didn’t know about F&F his pants burst into flames. It’s true.

2. He keeps trying to change the subject to Solyndra.  

1. King Samir Shabazz just stated on his blog, “Of course he knew, you stupid white cracker b*tches!”

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Q: If you put a cup in a cup holder,

and your toothbrush in a toothbrush holder,

what do you put in an Eric Holder?

A: Sodium pentathol

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: holder; ofst; resign; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen


41 posted on 09/26/2014 8:00:40 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a Yup.statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Thanks again L9teen

FMCDH(BITS)

42 posted on 09/26/2014 8:00:43 AM PDT by nothingnew (Hemmer and MacCullum are the worst on FNC)
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To: Arrowhead1952

I was in a bar the other day and started to fondle a woman’s boobs like knobs on a radio dial.

“Bombay! Bombay!!!! Come in, Bombay!!”

She screamed and jumped back, “What the hell are do you think you are doing!!”

I resumed with the dialing - “I’m trying to get India.... Bombay! Bombay!!!...

When you are over sixty-five who gives a s***?


43 posted on 09/26/2014 8:21:43 AM PDT by llevrok (Straight. Since 1950.)
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To: Lucky9teen

My answer.....a hog farm!


44 posted on 09/26/2014 8:21:56 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Holder really looks like the Meercat that is on the Honda Fit commercial that plays ever dasng time I use iheart radio...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7igfzxAHIxo


45 posted on 09/26/2014 8:24:48 AM PDT by GraceG (No, My Initials are not A.B.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Obama 'shovel ready jobs'....


46 posted on 09/26/2014 8:27:42 AM PDT by relentlessly
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To: Lucky9teen

47 posted on 09/26/2014 8:30:33 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Lucky9teen

SUBJECT: MED SCHOOL EXAM

WHEN I SAW THE ENTRANCE EXAM FOR MEDICAL SCHOOL, I WAS PERPLEXED BY THIS QUESTION:_

“Rearrange the letters P-N-E-S-I to spell out the part of the human body that is most useful when erect.”

Those who spelled SPINE became doctors. The rest are members of Congress.


48 posted on 09/26/2014 8:33:13 AM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: Lucky9teen

Some one asked me if I knew any good Muslim jokes.

“Barack Hussein Obama!”, I replied.

The guy is still laughing!


49 posted on 09/26/2014 8:36:36 AM PDT by llevrok (Straight. Since 1950.)
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To: Lucky9teen

50 posted on 09/26/2014 9:02:53 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Izzy Dunne

That is so creepy.


51 posted on 09/26/2014 9:16:37 AM PDT by secret garden (Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
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53 posted on 09/26/2014 9:25:45 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: secret garden
Interactive Elevator Ride
54 posted on 09/26/2014 9:25:48 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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To: Izzy Dunne

55 posted on 09/26/2014 9:32:23 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: secret garden

56 posted on 09/26/2014 9:35:28 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Red on the right and yellow on the left.


57 posted on 09/26/2014 10:14:25 AM PDT by Red_Devil 232 ((VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!))
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58 posted on 09/26/2014 10:18:16 AM PDT by dragonblustar ( Psalm 103, Psalm 37:7, Ephesians 6:12)
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59 posted on 09/26/2014 10:21:53 AM PDT by dragonblustar ( Psalm 103, Psalm 37:7, Ephesians 6:12)
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To: Lucky9teen

NOT my faulten.


60 posted on 09/26/2014 10:21:57 AM PDT by Darksheare (People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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