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Dwarf who dressed as Oompa Loompa admits pestering schoolgirls for sex
http://www.telegraph.co.uk ^ | 09/25/2014 | By Bill Gardner

Posted on 09/25/2014 12:07:34 PM PDT by redreno

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To: thackney

For some strange reason I can see Joe running a circus.


61 posted on 09/25/2014 3:17:55 PM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: TexasCajun

Pandora threw Notorious B.I.G. “Machine Gun Funk” on just as I scrolled past that Oompa Loompa GIF, and they’re in perfect sync, lol.


62 posted on 09/25/2014 3:26:01 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: TheOldLady

Goblins is a great comic - you can buy the books, or read the whole thing free online.

Book-wise, the Dresden Files are great.


63 posted on 09/25/2014 5:54:21 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Tell us you have an alibi...


64 posted on 09/25/2014 7:18:00 PM PDT by null and void (Only God Himself watches you more closely than the US government.)
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To: TheOldLady

Her Child of the Grove dualogy and Circle of Darkness, Circle of Light are also rather good.


65 posted on 09/25/2014 8:36:40 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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To: colorado tanker
Why would anyone hire Someone dressed as an Oompa Loompa for a stag party?

it's so the groom can say "Say hello to my little friend" and retain plausible deniability. Bill Clinton hired Robert Reich for that very reason.

66 posted on 09/25/2014 8:44:06 PM PDT by matt1234 (Obama fled. People bled. Iraq 2014.)
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To: humblegunner

This certainly was a short story.


67 posted on 09/26/2014 11:28:18 AM PDT by Eaker (Radical muslims want to cut off your head. Moderate muslims want a radical muslim to cut it off .)
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To: Slings and Arrows; TheOldLady
Book-wise, the Dresden Files are great.

I concur as Harry is always entertaining.

The VERY short lived TV show REALLY sucked.

68 posted on 09/26/2014 11:32:34 AM PDT by Eaker (Radical muslims want to cut off your head. Moderate muslims want a radical muslim to cut it off .)
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To: Eaker

Did not see the show; don’t doubt you for a minute.


69 posted on 09/26/2014 11:34:46 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
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To: Slings and Arrows

It burned me very retinas it did!


70 posted on 09/26/2014 12:52:48 PM PDT by Eaker (Radical muslims want to cut off your head. Moderate muslims want a radical muslim to cut it off .)
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To: Eaker

Shouldn’t have Soulgazed it, dude.


71 posted on 09/26/2014 12:55:12 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I’m thinking seriously of buying every word she has ever written. Just can’t put them down. I read the trilogy I’m enjoying
now every evening at 7 p.m., when I join Bryan in the comfy chair room and we read and do crossword puzzles.


72 posted on 09/26/2014 2:07:41 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Slings and Arrows

That stuff stays with ya forever.

Got Mouse in my lap right now.


73 posted on 09/26/2014 6:21:57 PM PDT by Eaker (Radical muslims want to cut off your head. Moderate muslims want a radical muslim to cut it off .)
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74 posted on 09/26/2014 6:23:29 PM PDT by Eaker (Radical muslims want to cut off your head. Moderate muslims want a radical muslim to cut it off .)
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To: redreno

Sitting on a park bench
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
Snot was running down his nose
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes
Oompa Loomp


75 posted on 09/26/2014 6:31:25 PM PDT by Rastus
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To: Eaker

Big lap.


76 posted on 09/26/2014 6:33:45 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

LOL! +1


77 posted on 09/27/2014 11:14:06 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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