Sorry to break it to everyone but the woman who claims to have surgically implanted third breast is

UK Daily Mail ^ | September 23, 2014 | Ashley Collman and Mia De Graff

[C19fan]

The three-breasted lady sounded too good to be true, and it now appears she was a hoax all along. The 21-year-old calling herself 'Jasmine Tridevil' and claiming to have undergone plastic surgery to add a third breast, has been connected by internet-rumor site Snopes to a Tampa, Florida massage therapist named Alisha Hessler. Snopes discovered that the website JasmineTridevil.com is registered to a person named Alisha Hessler, and that Tridevil bares striking resemblance to a Tampa masseuse named Alisha Jasmine Hessler . A website for Hessler's business - Alisha's Golden Touch - lists that she is a 'provider of internet hoaxes since 2014' and a 'specialist in massage for three breasted women'.

[C19fan]

I thought perhaps Miss Hessler watched the movie "Total Recall" (Schwarzenegger version) too many times.

[Jack Hydrazine]

The three-breasted mutant was in both versions.

[Da Coyote]

So, she is a consummate liar who has no talent and has never accomplished anything.

In other words, she is a soul sister of the Hillabeast, Nancy Pelosi, Fauxahauntis, Baba Boxer, Debbie Was-a-man Schmutz, etc, etc.

(Notice, they’re all lib women. Conservative women are too busy accomplishing things through talent and ability.)

[C19fan]

Never saw the Colin Farrell one.

[Misterioso]

I didn’t know “breast” was on the organ donor list.

[Responsibility2nd]

I’m so disappointed.

I’m so disappointed.

I’m so disappointed.

[ColdOne]

Really.....................well great then there is still hope for civilization. /s?

[Opinionated Blowhard]

I feel like a real boob for believing this yesterday.

[GeronL]

The three-breasted lady sounded too good to be true...

to whom?

[MrB]

What was that about the third one being on the back for slow dancing?

[MrB]

You sure listed a bunch of boobs, alright.

[lormand]

You sure have a great memory for mammories.

[RegulatorCountry]

Dang. She had a kinda Leela from Futurama thing going on, but in the other direction.

[Jack Hydrazine]

It’s a waste of time to watch the remake. Some parts were interesting, but when I found out they weren’t going to Mars it really irked me.

[albie]

Her boyfriend was thiiis close to getting a 3rd hand implant. Dodged that one!

[Jack Hydrazine]

It’s always nice to take another stroll down Mammary Lane!

[no-to-illegals]

Two’s a couple. Three’s a crowd.

[Alex Murphy]

The 21-year-old calling herself 'Jasmine Tridevil' and claiming to have undergone plastic surgery to add a third breast, has been connected by internet-rumor site Snopes to a Tampa, Florida massage therapist named Alisha Hessler. Snopes discovered that the website JasmineTridevil.com is registered to a person named Alisha Hessler, and that Tridevil bares striking resemblance to a Tampa masseuse named Alisha Jasmine Hessler .

"Okay, you had your fun. Can I get it back now?"

[TexasCajun]

[morphing libertarian]

not guilty, not guilty, not guilty