1 posted on
09/16/2014 10:15:26 AM PDT by
george76
To: george76
That bear has quite a long paw swipe.
Nailed a Utah man all the way from Wyoming.
Should be able to spot this bear from space, easy to hunt it down!
2 posted on
09/16/2014 10:17:35 AM PDT by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: george76
How did the bear know the man was from Utah? Or was the bear an illegal invader from Wyoming? There are many questions to be asked here.
3 posted on
09/16/2014 10:20:39 AM PDT by
22202NOVA
(Tagline? I don't need no stinking tagline!)
To: george76
8 posted on
09/16/2014 10:39:23 AM PDT by
Rodamala
To: george76
"Yeah, but do he have bear magic?"
17 posted on
09/16/2014 11:22:54 AM PDT by
Bloody Sam Roberts
("A man should be prepared to be sufficient unto himself...")
To: george76
Sadly only one of them bore lethal arms.
18 posted on
09/16/2014 11:30:07 AM PDT by
TangoLimaSierra
(To win the country back, we need to be as mean as the libs say we are.)
To: george76
They can always go over to the local elementary school and borrow their MRAP.
20 posted on
09/16/2014 11:35:34 AM PDT by
Domangart
(Tho I walk Through the valley of Wall Mart, I fear no man.)
To: george76
God gave bears large muscles, teeth and claws. God gave man a large brain so he could develop and use firearms.
When I was young, I worked for the Forest Service. One of my co-workers carried a revolver. I asked another co-worker if the guy with the revolver thought he was Billy The Kid.
“Leave him alone. He was on a four man trail crew that got between a Grizzly Sow and her cub. When it was all over, he was the only one of the four that could move.”
I never said another word about that guy.
23 posted on
09/16/2014 12:34:08 PM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: george76
There is another thread today about a woman in Alberta being killed by a bear...but that happened in May 2014.
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