Posted on 09/12/2014 5:39:28 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Here's MY new Apple watch! It was all I could AFFORD!
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Try not to repeat a song title.
It's harder than you think....I'll start first:
Pick Your Artist: THE FIXX
Are you male or female: ARE WE OURSELVES?
Describe yourself: BEAUTIFUL FRICTION
How do you feel about yourself: DRIVEN OUT
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHER
Describe where you currently live: THE SIGN OF FIRE
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: LESS CITIES, MORE MOVING PEOPLE
Your favorite form of transportation: SECRET SEPARATION
Your best friend(s) is(are): DEEPER AND DEEPER
Favorite time of day: RED SKIES (at night)
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: A LETTER TO BOTH SIDES
What is life to you: SUNSHINE IN THE SHADE
What is the best advice you have to give: STAND OR FALL
Thought for the Day: BUILT FOR THE FUTURE
How I would like to die: SAVED BY ZERO
Here's an excerpt from Obama's Speech this week
EXPERTS now say that you are really never more than 10ft away from this at all times. What is it?
Top 25.....you people are fast
1 - I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you have got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend... But she left me before we met.
12 - OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
13 - How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever... So far, so good.
20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name.
25 - If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don’t have film.
34 - If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
And the all-time favorite:
35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
Offer the $300. Who knows, he may just say “Don’t worry about it” and give it to you, but if it’s worth $300 to you, you should be willing to pay it whether he’s family or not. Value is value.
Geez, you mean even if I'm in the shower?
I may be able to do it later today, but I'm rushing out to work now. :(
This description is also in the Urban Dictionary as another definition of "Cluster F#ck".
CAUTION: Quoting Kerry and Barry is considered a 'vicious personal attack' in modern punditry.
I’m not current with all the song titles from any particular artist. Sorry.
My glasses.
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C) “Compromise” Offer him $150 in front of my spouse after arranging before hand to either slip him the other $150 on the sly or allow him to keep trying to sell it for the right to match any offer. (The latter could be done in front of my spouse.)
Top 40!
Pick Your Artist: Megadeth
Are you male or female: Use The Man
Describe yourself: Addicted To Chaos
How do you feel about yourself: Sweating Bullets
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: Almost Honest
Describe where you currently live: A Secret Place
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: Devil’s Island
Your favorite form of transportation: Train of Consequences
Your best friend(s) is(are): Lucretia
Favorite time of day: In My Darkest Hour
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: Killing Is My Business... and Business Is Good!
What is life to you: I Know Jack
What is the best advice you have to give: Take No Prisoners
Thought for the Day: The World Needs A Hero
How I would like to die: High Speed Dirt
“So...no one is gonna do my artist/song challenge?”
See post #35.
flopje flauw mopje!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2X2k2V0twM
36) 4 out 3,can’t do math.
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