Posted on 09/03/2014 1:40:22 PM PDT by MNDude
About five years ago, a lawyer from Nigeria contacted me to let me know that I've inherited $30 million.
All I have to do to send him $4500 and the $30 million is mine.
I and a friend (actually another Freeper) have had so much fun leading this Nigerian on and on and on and on that he will get his $4500.
We've had him jump through endless hoops, send us countless forms of (photo shopped) identification. We've even sent him $4 via Western Union, just so he would know that some money sent to him (he just didn't know how much) thus it made it easier to make him jump through some more hoops.
After years of tantalizing emails and calling and waking him at 2 am (his time) he is starting to get very impatient and even a little edgy.
In any case, I just realized it will soon be five years since this guy contacted me and started his long struggle for my $4500, so I was thinking he should get an anniversary card. Any ideas of what it should say?
Yeah tell him he’s won $50 million and to send you $4500 in order to get it!
I trust you’ve gotten proper identification from this scammer by having him fill out and then be photographed with an official ID-10T form?
(Nothing’s better than a photo of a Nigerian scammer holding a sign that says “IDI0T”
LOL. That is a good one. After 5 years you would think the guy would have moved on to an easier mark.
You’re not the Ebola Monkey Man, are you?
Wow! That’s incredible. The IQ’s of these Nigerians is incredibly low!
I once got an email from some scammer from Hong Kong, and one scam-baiter email later, she knew immediately that I was just playing her and never heard from her again!
FReeper lowbridge putting Gloria the scammer through her paces.
Classic thread, Slim! Thanks for posting!
Oh now thats cool.
end him a 50 Trillion dollar note. Right here on Amazon.com just $5...
But first send $ 100.00 to resister as Nigerian refugee.
Not guilty! plaque.
I love it!
Take it to the next level. Tell him you will be in his area and ask him to meet you. Then don’t show. When he asks why say you were unavoidably delayed but you will make it up to him. Arrange another meet and don’t show. See how much of his time you can waste before he gives up.
Picture of the Brooklyn Bridge with a big “For Sale” sign.
Ask:
Do you wear a bone in your nose?
Everyday or just on weekends?
LOL... haven't seen that in a long time, truly a classic!
I now have to clean off my keyboard and screen. Good one.
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